Evil Toons

The murder's not enough.

I watched one that was recommended to me recently called Evil Toons.

And it's about this like Necronomicon kind of book where someone says a chant and this demon comes out of the pages and becomes like a cartoon.

Like literally like drawn animation cartoon but in a real people movie.

I want to go through a couple of his titles because, again, he has some pretty rocking titles.

As we went through titles when we talked about Evil Toons, he has Sleepyhead.

He has...

Uh, blowing your mind.

Yeah.

So we watched Evil Toons.

That's a movie that exists.

Twice.

Mine too.

We watched some more Lucky.

We watched Evil Toons.

I know you were just so happy to see Evil Toons again.

already yeah i had already watched it though i'd already watched on x hamster

ah you jags fucking jags but anyway yeah Evil Toons I don't like it but like The Hunger is I feel the way about The Hunger Brian that you felt about the Larry Fessenden Frankenstein movie the way like you found it boring and plodding I find that about The Hunger because it doesn't have a payoff that I find interesting in a way like she just becomes a vampire she doesn't do anything to fight against that she doesn't use her fucking science she goes yeah yeah you know what kissing ladies is what i want to do never mind never mind i want to stand out on this balcony and brood that's what i like to do it looks it looks amazing but this script sucks and i feel like there's a possibility like it's supposedly based on a book and I assume Dan Hedaya's character has a bigger role.

He shows up in two scenes that feel completely out of place.

Yeah, he doesn't

Yeah.

So, unfortunately...

I will vote Evil Toons because they at least have Deathstalker 2's Monique Gabrielle's

boobs.

Yeah, like, uh, yeah, I mean, and Fred Olen Ray used to come to a s- convention here in Cleveland that they no longer do anymore unfortunately, um, Cinema Wasteland.

But you'd get a lot of people like, you know, Fred Olen Ray, um, and of course Evil Toons.

What a, what a trip movie.

Um, but, um, Sarah, where, where, so is, has, I know that f- um, Full Moon Rising is in, you know, per- currently in festivals.

I didn't.

And maybe, like I said, maybe it's because I had just watched Evil Toons and I watched this after.

This movie is slow as molasses and it just, like, it doesn't develop in a way that feels, I don't know...

That feels like it has any other purpose other than Susan Sarandon just coming to terms with being a vampire.

It's hard to...

Evil Toons.

We should watch Evil Spawn.

Scream Queen Hot Tub Party.

Well, speaking of big swings, let's talk about a 1992 film directed by noted pervert Fred Olin Ray.

Let's talk about evil toons.

All right.

Yeah, Evil Toon.

And then underneath it put from the director of Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.

Yeah.

You know, Christmas, Christmas candy escapades by director of Evil Toons.

Yeah.