Ernest Borgnine

All right, so he's around for two seasons, roughly, for the most part, then, is what it seems like.

Ernest Borgnine, guest voicing here, playing himself in this episode.

Hi, kids.

You might remember me as...

We don't need your brother.

We found you a guest celebrity dad.

And that's where Ernest Borgnine shows up.

Hi, I'm sure you kids know me best as Sergeant Fatso Judson from here to eternity.

Wow.

And the director Norman Jewison and Ernest Borgnine.

Wow.

And, um, all of these people were still alive.

Jenny McCarthy, she was famous in Playboy for the...

Ernest Borgnine is in the movie.

What? How about that? Dude, I fell off my freaking seat.

Dude, he's the owner of the basketball team that actually gets killed off because he chokes on a hot dog after they celebrate a championship.

There was a party that I had an invitation to at Club Tattoo.

And the list of celebrities on this, but including Stan Lee, celebrities who were like friends, they're listed as friends of Fabio, including Debbie Allen, Ernest Borgnine, downtown Julie Browne.

Rodney Dangerfield, Jose Hebert, however it's pronounced, Lisa Gibbons, then Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas, Joan Rivers, Dick Van Patten, Roger Williams, who I think was trailer for Sailor Wren, right? Or am I mixed up? Anyway.

And it was Sally Jessie Raphael and the movie producer Freddie Fields who hosted the party.

Will Vienna and Johnny Guitar stand up to the ranchers and come out alive? just to walk you through the cast of this fine film here.

It stars Joan Crawford as Vienna, Sterling Hayden as Johnny Logan, Johnny Guitar, Emma Small is played by Mercedes McCambridge, Scott Brady plays the dancing kid, Ward Bond plays John McIvers, and you can read the rest of the main cast here in the transcript, which includes some famous names like Ernest Borgnine or Royal Dano.

All right, so what's good about Johnny Guitar? Well, this first thing is called Ladies with a Vengeance, and it's gonna add three points.

It's wild to have these two women fighting each other as the plot in a 1954 Western.

Or maybe it's just shot in reverse.

And spinning, her face childlike and gleeful at the mayhem she caused.

Sterling Hayden's Johnny Guitar is a brute when he beats up Ernest Borgnine's Bart.

Johnny is a man's man when he quips that all a man needs is a cup of coffee and a good smoke, but he's a blubbering lover boy when he's alone with Vienna.