English Mastiff

And so we're running all over.

I look over in the corner, and Dozer, the giant English Mastiff, has the loaf of bread in his meaty little paws, and he is just like, "Arr," with his big lips, going to town on this loaf.

And I, like, yell at him.

I'm like, "Oh my gosh!" And Lindsay's screaming, and I'm screaming.