Emmy Blotnick

Yeah.

Thank you, comedian Emmy Blotnick, for that.

Is there a food that would make you, like a restaurant says, hey, on today only, it's $19.99 for all you can eat this all day.

Come on down.

Of course, millennials are cringe, she explains in Space Cowboy, because they came of age with the Internet and sincerely believed their dreams would come true.

Emmy Blotnick's What's Her Secret on Guerrilla Comedy Plus.

Laura Rootcoat's Little Tiny What Show on YouTube.

Eugene Merman's Here Comes the Whimsy on YouTube.

Now that the show is video, most people when they're watching the show, if they're watching the show, are watching a person in the middle be like, being polite for like 10 minutes while you dummies fucking talk about bullshit and like coming in your pants for 10 minutes.

And meanwhile, poor Emmy Blotnick stuck in the middle being like, I'll wait my turn.

Emmy Blotnick, fantastic standup special on YouTube right now.

Watch it immediately.

But yeah, introduce the guest straight away.

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Emmy Blotnick.

Oh, my Lord.

I'm so thrilled-