Elliptical trainer

And it's so, it- it's so mentally destroying to try and explain to people who...

Like, and I don't want to be disrespectful to, to people's intelligence, but it's like you're listening to a geezer on an elliptical trainer or whatever those cross trainers-

... are called, right? Who, let's be honest, doesn't really have the best track record in ter- in terms of Instagram posts and, and, and not telling porky pies.

And the reality is, is-

A stationary bike that moves your legs in an elliptical pattern for low-impact cardio.

Elliptical trainer, entrenador elíptico.

A bike that stays in one spot, great for indoor cycling workouts.

Stationary bike, bicicleta estática.

Parker Bradley is a pile of board games, think about it, and Lux the Light is an influencer who knows they look fabulous.

Tony the Toolbox is definitely a tool, and it took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to put together why the Cross Trainer is a Viking Nordic Track.

Nordic track, duh.

The adventure-driven cardboard box embarks on a journey with and against the pirate from the ship in a bottle.