Elisabeth Hasselbeck

If he is not active, the backup is Henry Hasselbeck.

I'll be honest with you, I do not know if he is related to Matt and Tim and Elizabeth Hasselbeck, but there's not a whole lot of Hasselbecks out there, so I would be inclined to say probably.

He's $6,800.

He did not look great in the ODU game when he came in relief, but that was also a game that was played in a complete rainstorm, so you can kind of forgive that a little bit.

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... is the very first year of The Chew, Clinton was Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

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And I was Joy Behar.

I can't be the same guy.

And then at some point, after Survivor and Elizabeth Falarski turned into Elizabeth Hasselbeck, married a football player, goes on The View or whatever...

I think there was a broad shift.

We were like, wait, we can do something with these people.

Who's this new person on The View? Her

name's Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

Yeah.

I know she's conservative.

You want to be a goodwill ambassador to spread it across the world.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck to my Rosie O'Donnell.

I am saying the exact opposite.

I am saying, look, we're doing it anyway, and we're being inundated with this bullshit anyway.

the, the one from-

Elizabeth Hasselback?

Wait, which one? Yeah, Elizabeth.

I was gonna say the one from Survivor.

So obviously, you know, I focus on reality TV, and there's a whole chapter about that in your book, which, you know, I've, I've gotten through half of your book, which basically, like each chapter kind of focuses on a different section of celebrity or the entertainment industry and like uses really great examples.

And in the reality TV chapter, you use Elizabeth Hasselbeck/ or nee Polaski as an example.

Polaski.

And she is somebody who...

So we each started chapters, and then we'd pass them back and forth, and, and I'm sure you noticed, like, every chapter begins with like a historical anecdote.

Yeah.

Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're serious, and the Elizabeth Hasselbeck one I think is not necessarily funny.

But we were thinking like who, who is the person that changed it? And it didn't come to mind immediately.

Yep.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

Derek Carr, Emmitt Smith, Chris Carter, Tony Buscelli, Kevin Sorbo, the bad actor, Danny Gokey.

I think he was a guy on American Idol.

You say Magic Johnson spoke to them, too? Magic Johnson spoke, absolutely.

Brian Dawkins, Brandon Graham, Elliot Smith, or Emmett Smith, Chris Carter, Mark Few, Brian Urlacher, Antonio Gates, Nick Foles, Sage Steele, David Ortiz, Russell Wilson, Magic Johnson, Michael Strahan, Dennis Quaid, Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

We don't know whether they knew what the scam was, and we don't know about

Tebow.

I love the split screen.

It's giving Rosie O'Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

Um, and my favorite is when you see the entire view of him when it's not a split screen.

There's this one older lady in the background, and she's giving the best faces.