
Eli Halpern
Eli Halpern is an Austin, TX-based stand-up comedian and political debater known online as @octaviusThunder, a guest on the Shawn Johnson Podcast.
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Sep 16, 2026
"The Two-Party System Is DEAD" What Happens After Trump? The Collapse of MAGA & 2028 Chaos
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64:49Gary FaustGUEST
germany that would cause an existential problem for jews and that an eastern european jew would you know save the jewish people so to speak well i think to kind of support your point gary uh i

Eli HalpernGUEST
if you really break it down all of the problems in the world sure i would say that from they're from jews but the real underlying issue is not wanting to work everything wrong is because people want to experience the joys of life without having to do the work for it and that's like if you just want to live a nice life and go to get sushi and drive a ferrari okay, there's like a thousand people involved in building a Ferrari.

Eli HalpernGUEST
There's hundreds of people, thousands of people in the supply chain to get that sushi from the ocean onto your plate.

Eli HalpernGUEST
So if you want to just enjoy the nice things in life, there's so many people that have to be working countless hours beneath you for you to be able to live that life.
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Eli HalpernGUEST
I felt like every atom in my body had... turned it perfectly in a way where i just fit through the atmosphere into another dimension and i just like phase shifted into another world and then i end up drifting so far away from my body and my spirit came flying back into my body so hard that it created a shock wave and knocked over my dresser and i i like come out of it my dresser is on the floor and everything's everywhere