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... as my English thing that I absolutely love.

I have a bottomless appetite for Cadbury's Creme Eggs.

Uh, but I'm interested in the history of them as well, of course.

And, uh, the Creme Egg, as we know it today [laughs] dates from 1963, but it was not originally the Cadbury's Creme Egg.

It was actually the Fry's Creme Egg.

Lovely

... which is a beautiful island off the coast of Marazion in Cornwall, and it's accessed by a causeway, which at times is underwater, depending on the tide.

Mm-hmm.

So we know the airport.

So we fly there, and she has to have ...

There's several things.

She, she's got a European pets passport, so that was fine.

It had all her rabies in it and everything, so that's all recorded.

Um, she had to, we have to register with the CDC, and y- it's just an email, and then they reply to you, and you've got that to say they've got that.

No, he bought the boat and he's done the loop.

... why, you, you have to talk about it then.

[laughs] And I, I don't know whether, like, the lads'll back me up here, but...

So we got in, and obviously we'd been told there was one pub that Sunderland fans could go to.

All of the rest were home fans only.

So we got in there, and this, like, the line for this pub was, like, out the door, round the corner when our train got in, 'cause obviously a lot of Sunderland fans got off at the same time.

So we got in and we were like, "Right, we're gonna go see whether there's, like, a bar or something like that, that, that's been forgotten." Walked around.

It- I am not kidding, everywhere in the city center apart from this one pub felt like it was home fans only.

[laughs]

Today's brand-new story coming up after a few words for the grownups.

[upbeat piano music] Yeah.

Hey.

I love Story Pirates.

I'm very different from everybody.

Confusion is the step before curiosity.

Okay, that's a really funny idea.

The end.