Elaine Chao

I will, but in a second, hold on.

Because they do this as a test, the doctors, right? Her vagina is fresher than Elaine Chao's.

Elaine Chao's, it's better.

No chance.

It's better than... 81.

Yeah, I'll bet you didn't remember any of that because nobody was outraged because they were attacking a Republican.

Remember that time that Amy McGrath, she was a Democratic candidate in Kentucky, ran an ad against Mitch McConnell that basically targeted Elaine Chao, his wife, for being Taiwanese American.

Remember this?

His trade deals made China richer.

They're spying on us and they didn't stop the coronavirus.

Oh, and Mitch made millions from China.

And again, they tried to connect that to Elaine Chao.

Remember that? Or that time the Washington Post ran a cartoon attacking Ted Cruz's daughter.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, you know, racist insults against his wife, Elaine Chao, and I think Trump bullied him successfully.

Um, but it was, it was cowardly, and the stakes couldn't have been higher.

Um, so, you know, that's, that's Mitch McConnell.

[dog whines] And thanks to McConnell's leadership, money in politics would now be like the skin under his neck, looser and more voluminous every year.

You might be wondering, "If Mitch McConnell loved money so much, why didn't he marry it?" Well, he did, [upbeat music] wedding shipping heiress, Elaine Chao, in 1993, a genuine love match that would eventually make him one of the richest people in the Senate

Get paid.

Get paid more money.

Right? This is from the article.

"It's graduation day in Shanghai, and Elaine Chao is in attendance." Elaine Chao's Mitch McConnell's wife.

"The date is June 14th, 2026," so again, just a couple months ago, "and in several hours, Chao's husband, Kentucky Republican Senator Mitch McConnell, will be rushed to a hospital on the other side of the globe.

Chao has been returning to this Shanghai kindergarten for decades, where she has repeatedly met with officials from the Chinese Communist Party and an influence and intelligence arm called the United Front Work Department, according to Daily Caller News Foundation translations of dozens of Chinese government and state media reports." That United Front Work Department, the UFWD, by the way, next one sa- next line says this.

Do, uh, I-

He, he's married to Elaine Chao-

I think-

... who was the Secretary of Transportation for a while.

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Elaine Chao's decades-long ties to a Shanghai kindergarten linked to the Chinese Communist Party and the United Front Work Department Jena.

Translations of dozens of Chinese government records and state media reports indicate that former United States Cabinet official Elaine Chao has maintained ties to a Shanghai kindergarten named for her paternal grandfather.