Eat, Pray, Love

My anger would no longer be diffuse, but would gather itself into a sharp and blazing spear, and Elmer would grow thorns.

But I needed Elmer to stay the way he was, getting me stoned, then shaking my arm to keep me awake while we watched Eat, Pray, Love, so I could keep him company while he cursed at the screen.

I thought we had a deal.

He didn't get tired of my pain, and I didn't get tired of his.

But what would happen if I were cured? My limbs would stop aching, my heart would be unwound, my growth would shrink, my anger would no longer be diffuse, but would gather itself into a sharp and blazing spear, and Elmer would grow thorns.

But I needed Elmer to stay the way he was, getting me stoned, then shaking my arm to keep me awake while we watched Eat, Pray, Love, so I could keep him company while he cursed at the screen.

I thought we had a deal.

He didn't get tired of my pain, and I didn't get tired of his.

King's wife's stepdaughter.

And you like, you like, you see this movie called Eat, Pray, Love.

And I'm like, yo, what the fuck? Terry McMillan can take your ass to court right now, right? You know what I'm saying?

I'm trying to exercise and do this show at

You know what girls, they said, hey, you guys said, please just watch it with me.

And I said, okay.

Because, I mean, I like to, you know, I used to like her, but she's got that Hilary Swank thing where, you know, obviously I'm into hermaphrodites and things of that sort, right? And so, you know, she doesn't even have sex with the guys on something, you know, on the Eat, Pray, Love, right? And what's that other one, Fifty Shades of Grey or something like that? Terry McMillan could have took them to court, right? Oh, yeah, Fifty Shades of Grey.

I remember that.

Bali essence of the place? Yeah, because Bali,

I think of the movie that actually I haven't watched, but that one where Find Your Love, it's with that actress.

Eat, Pray, Love.

Eat, Pray, Love, yes.

Yes.

And it's

She's cooking like that woman that's not quite Hamilton rap.

What do you guys call it? Preschool teacher rap? Eat, Pray, Love rap? What's that show that's not The View? It's, like, a, a slightly more hood version of The View.

It's like Teamu- Teamu V- View.

I can't say, say those two words together.

So two months after that life changing session, I took off for Rome, the train then to Florence and I had the time of my life.

And that month was my Eat, Pray, Love journey.

And that changed me from the inside out.

Because our desires, our dreams are meant to transform us.