Eastasia

I'd be willing to pay handsomely.

Happenwise, I stock smallful sub-desk crime shop Eastasia caff nuts.

It does so happen that I may have a little supply of bootlegged java beans under the counter.

[sirens blaring] [gunshot] [alarm ringing]

Imbued with brilliance and bravery, across thy width and breadth and length.

Where war is peace and freedom slavery, and our ignorance is strength.

We're at war with Eastasia, and so we've always been.

How do we know? It tells us so upon the telescreen.

Right? So you don't have a sense really of how things changed gradually to get you to 1984.

It's just, you know, you've always been at war with Eastasia.

[laughs] Um, right? So, um...

So I take this as you defending the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

What's the other one they said?

Eastasia.

Eastasia, that they can be at war with.

Um, assuming those are real, which could, they could not be.

It's very easy for them to not be real.