Eagleheart

My tribe have taunted me and called me a squaw because I have been the friend of the Tejanas.

I am suffering now for the crimes of bad Indians, of Satank and Lone Wolf and Kicking Bird and Big Bow and Fast Bear and Eagle Heart, and if you will let me go, I will kill the three latter with my own hand.

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The evidence against the two chiefs was debated by the jury, and both were sentenced to death.

I mean, big influences like Chappelle's Show.

Um, there's this show called Eagleheart that used to be on Adult Swim by Chris Elliott.

Yeah.

It's like a ...

Yeah.

Saul of the Mole Men, The Dinky Crow Show, Eagle Heart, Common Side Effects, Frisky Dingo, Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, Black Jesus, Titan Maximum, Mr. Pickles, Children's Hospital, Mike Tyson Mysteries, Joe Paratox with you, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, great job, The Eric Andre Show, Hot Streets, Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal, Toonami slash Pokemon Gag, Squibblies? Yeah, Squidbillies, I believe.

Squidbillies, thank you for that.

for correcting me.

But you're talking about the turtle from common side effects.

I just now I'm getting that.

And for me, it was Asi McGee shooting Eagle Heart Meatball and Butch Bitch Pudding on the other side of the fiery pit.

A little bit like that.

satanta got up to defend himself before his accusers over six feet tall the perfect figure of an athlete and well known as the orator of the plains who could sway counsels of both whites and indians he could well have influenced the jury by mute silence but instead he lied and dissembled to save his life he never mentioned the wrongs done his people by the whites instead speaking through the interpreter he proceeded as follows i have never been so near the tajanas texans before i look around me and see your braves squaws and papooses and i have said in my heart if i ever get back to my people i will never make war upon you i have always been the friend of the white man ever since i was so high indicating by sign the height of a boy My tribe have taunted me and called me a squaw because I have been the friend of the Tejanas.

I am suffering now for the crimes of bad Indians, of Satank and Lone Wolf and Kicking Bird and Big Bo and Fast Bear and Eagle Heart, and if you will let me go, I will kill the three latter with my own hand." End quote.

The evidence against the two chiefs was debated by the jury, and both were sentenced to death.

The sentence was later commuted to life imprisonment.