Durex

Give him a chance.

But, yeah, I think Sean Dyche is enjoying himself too much with the Durex adverts, isn't he? I mean, why would you want to give that up to get back into the internal managerial hot seat? He is loving the old media work, he is.

Yeah, get him a job so that we can get him off the media.

Yes, that's visual imagery that nobody ever needs.

It wasn't much entertainment value either, but a good point on the board for both of them.

The Durex salesman is in reference to Sean Dyche and his adverts for people who haven't seen it.

I'm sure a lot of people have.

Daniel Storey, iPaper's chief football writer and Forest fan.

It could be the next Palace manager.

So are we actually in a relegation battle or not after eight games? well I thought he was just doing Durex ads mostly I didn't know he was coming back to manage teams but anyway are we in a relegation battle after eight games or not is a conversation we might pick up as well Kel last word to you before we go

No, just don't panic.

You know, fans don't panic.

He's got a really husky voice.

He's just done the best advert for Durex.

What? Condoms.

Please, if you see it, go and watch it.

He's turned up.

He's got one of these.

Do you know Durex do all these fuzzy, fuzzy kind of all those little things or squirty gels and all that? He's on a Durex.

It's called lubrication.

However, we are all still here.

As ever, I am joined by a man who earlier this week was shockingly kidnapped by Sean Dyche, but he won't tell us if Dyche got his brand new stash of Durex out or not.

It's Russ.

How are you, Russ?

If I didn't have a cold, I'd be lovely.

Did

he or did he not get his Durex out?

I can't confirm or deny.

paper boxes.

That one, our client was Durex.

Yeah, Durex.

A lot of funny things.

Then, because it's very seasonal.