Dumb Ways To Die

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Oh, over the weekend, I saw something happen at a Meijer that had to do with one of those electric scooters that people scoot around the store and shop with.

Oh, a bit of slam poetry, and I thought...

It's the lyrics to Dumb Ways to Die.

Oh, Jesus Christ, that's a throwback.

I've just got the genius page up.

If you'd prefer a game that is black and white and red all over in a more literal, non-newspaper sense, there is the turn-based tactical vampire game Ex Sanguis.

On PC as well as Xbox Series and PS5, there's Dumb Ways to Build, a goofy co-op physics-based construction game from the folks behind Dumb Ways to Die.

With all due respect to anyone who's ever fallen down a well, that's a relatively dumb way to potentially kick the bucket.

And based on the title, the PC horror The Well Is Not Empty might feature someone or something who suffered that particular fate but is still alive and, well, well.

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And Melissa and Robin, help us with relationship advice involving a boyfriend, a metal knife, a plugged-in toaster, and dumb ways to die.

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Chris Bennett and the Morning Brew.

I screamed, smacked his arm away and completely lost it.

And here's the worst part.

He knew it was stupid because while he was doing it, he was singing dumb ways to die.

Now he's mad at me for yelling and refused to eat lunch.

The most watched video in 2012 was the music video for Gangnam Style by Psy, the last time the honmoon was sealed for good.

The Dumb Ways to Die train safety ad was released in November 2012.

A Screaming Goat was edited into Taylor Swift's I Knew You Were Trouble to jump scare people.

The Harlem Shake Dance took off in February 2013.