Dulwich Hamlet F.C.

But also it gives a chance for people to go away if they wanted to or just chill out or just do even catch a long league game.

I went down to see the Dulwich Hamlet get smashed down at Salisbury as well.

So I quite like that kind of little breathing spot all in one go, because now I think we can come back to it knowing there's not going to be another break in a couple of weeks time.

We can go to the next international window.

One of the books said Charlton.

Even Dennis on the, um, commentary said he thought it was Fulham, but we now know it's Dulwich Hamlet Football Club-

Yeah

... everyone.

He might go America, actually.

I think he'd more likely sign for, um, Dulwich Hamlet just to make a point.

[laughs]

Have we got any emails, Michael, to finish off?

So yeah, has had permanent spells at a very short one at Grimsby Town, one in Larne in Northern Ireland and at Cheltenham and of course at Lincoln City.

In addition to loan spells at Bath City, Stratford Town, Dulwich Hamlet, Mansfield, Truro, Peterborough Sports, Telford, Oxford City and Kidderminster.

Yes, so a very well-travelled goalkeeper, and one would expect if he is to see any first-team football whatsoever, it would be by making another journey somewhere, and that is likely to be another one of those, and I did like that very much, Greek economy loans, because he's very much a backup development goalkeeper.

He obviously won the Dr Chris Batty Award for, I can't remember exactly what it was now, but it was for basically Clubman of the Year, wasn't it? Or some hero.

And then I chased him for a little bit, but it was very quickly apparent that that was fruitless.

And then I walk of shame back to the bus stop, whereupon a family of four who had seen me at Dulwich Hamlets comedy night the night before turned around and said, oh my god we saw you at delish hamlet's comedy night you were so good and because they would be nice to me i cried and then i went up to the top deck of the bus with them and they told me all the things i needed to do in order to stop my bank details from being stolen and identity and all of that and then i for some reason i'm gonna say because i was in shock i don't really know why to this day explained about the pay pig stuff and i like like introduced this like middle-aged mum to what yeah

And did you see a light go on in her eyes? It was just like, that sounds like no extra work.

Hitherto, they had been so nice and concerned for me.

Yeah, yeah.

Does Juliette go to Dulwich Hamlets?

Not that much, but Juliet goes to even lower division football.

She follows Harley Town.

you'll be able to find out did you see there was a nice little bit of ai if such a thing exists which was erling harland's face put over ricky gervais from the office naming minor southern english towns that he you know sold supplies in and it was harland suggesting all the teams he would be playing did you know

i will look for this everywhere But I guess we'll be like following up on this story.

But also next week, I would like to follow up on Adele's Hamlet story, because on Saturday, they're playing Salisbury, who are in the sixth division.

So they're fourth in the sixth division, a division above them in the FA Cup.

Not too bad.

Uh, Benji is, uh, as you'll know, is the, uh, um, uh, supreme leader of, uh, Pickfair, the company Pickfair, who were shirt sponsors of, uh, Dulwich Hamlet, weren't you, Benji?

Yes, that's right.

Um, in, actually in the season they got promoted.

I was in the dispersal area.

Um, but I was safe in the comfort of my friend's flat before we went and watched Dulwich Hamlet, which I think was quite an opposite experience to what was going on down in Bermondsey.

Uh, yeah, well, I think you could have been on holiday in Ibiza and still been in the dispersal zo- zone [laughs]

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um i think just main thing is like when you're younger just have fun with playing football like just enjoy it it's all about like you meet so many good people i've got a lot of friends from when i played foot when i was younger and i think it's just really good like just be playing sports from a young age

nice i mean I was going to say the next question I'm going to say is, how did you all find about Dulwich Hamlet in the first place? And what did you think of the trials in your own perspective? Like Alice.

Well, I played against Dulwich Hamlet a few times before.

So because I played for Crystal Palace, they played against them a couple of times.

So I probably first played them maybe like five years ago.

So, guys, look out for them, the Brazilian Twins.

Luton Town, MK Dons, QPR.

And, of course, you guys, Dulwich Hamlets.