Duloc

It is from Shrek number one.

Particularly the scene when they just enter the castle of Duloc.

Okay.

And they're about to pull the welcoming song, okay? Okay.

Hey, look at this!

Feel free to word along as well.

Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town.

Here we have some rules, let us lay them down.

Welcome

to Duloc, such a perfect town.

Here we have some rules, let us lay them down.

Anyways, what were you saying? You got it?

It'd be like a dude comes down.

Y'all seen like in the, like in, y'all see Shrek? See Shrek? The guy at Duloc.

It's like the guy at Duloc that comes out, you know, and he's like yelling, all right, everybody's got to, you know, Farquaad's coming in.

Lord Farquaad, and you got to, you know, you got to pay homage or whatever.

So it's kind of like that, but this is way more serious.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with fairy tales and Smash Mouth, there lived an ogre named Shrek who took pride in being feared and left alone in his swamp.

Until one day, Lord Farquaad, a wannabe king obsessed with making Duloc the perfect place, rounds up all the fairy tale creatures.

But who's this? Enter a talking donkey.

He can talk?

Ah.

And he sticks to Shrek like glue.

After Lord Farquaad has these fairy tale c- creatures dumped in Shrek's peaceful swamp, rude, Shrek heads to Duloc to demand they leave his swamp so he can have his quiet, empty space back.

But of course, Donkey decides to join this here quest.

On to question three.

In the original 2001 movie, Shrek, what is the name of the diminutive, crown-wearing villain who rules over the overly perfect kingdom of Duloc? Cruella? Dr.

Evil.

Lord Farquaad.

[laughs]

Roberto Duloc and the Five Tiny Tambourines.

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A fresh case.

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I took the liberty of bookmarking the chapter where Roberto Duloc meets the lusty maid from Morrow Castle, so you can skip it-

Oh, yes.

Uh, I don't remember her name, and [laughs] although Hal hit- found her, which is hilarious, uh, her brother, uh, Ragnar is the one that I do remember mostly, uh, and he's a pretty big s- Green Lantern super fan.

And, uh, the other Green Lantern is Duloc.

Uh, he, he, they're also aware of the gr- the Red Lanterns because a couple of their outposts are destroyed, uh, in the, like, in the star system.

So then the, the head of the army comes up.

I should be king.

I should be taking care of you." She's unm- uh, unmarried, and, uh, the royal tra- tradition basically demands that the greatest warrior get to, get to marry you if you don't have anybody.

And then Duloc the Green Lantern shows up and challenges the other guy for, uh, their hand.

He clearly has, uh, love for, uh, the queen, and then Duloc and Hal get a chat.