Dulcolax

So Lisa tells Tre, "It's so nice and so surreal to have someone who validates my feelings and what I'm going through because I feel like literally nobody does it." And Tre's like, "Yeah, me too, over in Jersey." Vicki comes out of her bathroom injured, knee brace, digestive issues.

Apparently, she OD'd on a combination of Dulcolax and Metamucil trying to get the bullshit out 'cause she's full of it.

Um, and it just came flying.

So she gets in the car, and she's asking Teresa, um, if she's got digestive issues when it comes to travel, travel-related digestive issues, constipation.

[laughs]

Now, what is Dulcolax? So she Dulcolaxed and Metamuciled.

I don't know.

I doubled up on these gummies, and I feel f- nothing.

I, I, that, that had me...

I was like, "Oh, boy."

Those Dulcolax-

Kyle, Kyle, Kyle

Uh, over in Vicki and Kyle's place, Vicki has an announcement.

She comes out of the bathroom sweating, and she goes, "Note to self, if you haven't pooped in five days 'cause you have travel issues, don't take two of these plus two Dulcolaxes." [laughs] I guess she had, like, Metamucil or something, but she really cleared out the pipes.

If Vicki is not getting on enough people's nerves by just being present and bringing down two Bravo shows at the same time, here's an episode where she'll talk about poop the whole time.

I mean, what the hell? What-

That's a plant.

And then Dulcolax is also a stimulant laxative.

So it's less so about the ingredients.

It's more about what is the actual laxative.

And if not, yeah

... and the Dulcolax or whatever.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry, everyone, how exciting, exciting conversations here.

Yeah, but why can't,

like, why has nobody done it for things like, I'm always thinking, I don't really want to go to the pharmacy and ask for Dulcolax.

I don't really want to go to the pharmacy and ask for Imodium.

They

Now, all the names in the story are made up, but one thing I can tell you for sure is this all took place in Hull.

So lads, there's an unassuming bloke who lives in Hull and fills unsuspecting ladies full of Dulcolax, Dulcolax, and then munches on their turds for his own pleasure.

Sick world we live in, eh, boys?

I mean, come on.