Drinking straw

You look a little dehydrated.

Did you take a water bottle with you?" "No, I don't need a water bottle." And then she noticed sticking out the back of his backpack was a box, and the box said on it, "Straws." Straws.

Why are things straws? They get to school.

They dive in.

Yeah,

Mormon Boy, you got, like, Sippin' Through the Straw.

Wait, what

is Sippin' Through the Straw?

Something about sharing a root beer float, I

think.

Juice? No straw.

Straws are for the weak.

Okay.

Anyway.

Yep.

Just says, "Straws" across the top and there's a little turtle.

You probably didn't need to point out that it was a play on Jaws.

Well-

啊，就是不同的营销方法。

对对对，多管齐下。我听到这个成语啊，或者看到这个成语就会想到 straws，吸管[笑声]。因为有管然后想到很多的吸管[笑声]。但它不是这个意思啊。

旗，旗也跟flags没有关系是吧[笑声]？

没有关系。多管齐下，争取取得开门红。

Yeah.

Straws would work in here, I guess.

Yeah.

These little built cups have enough, uh...

I think the turtles are very important for nature.

How have we not, in the year of our Lord 2026, figured out better technology for straws than paper straws? I can't stand the paper straw.

They have them in the ESPN cafeteria right now, and it, this is not a knock on the ESPN cafeteria, 'cause they're trying to do, you know, good stuff and save the environment and stuff.

But boy, do they, are they terrible.

They, like, start to crumple as soon as you put them in your drink.

I hate them.

I hate paper straws.

We need to figure out a better method.

Him and Darryl Strawberry, if you would've said, "Hey, neither one is gonna get in the Baseball Hall of Fame," I would've said you're crazy.

Straws should've been one of the great hitters of all time.

He had pop.

Yeah, Marv?