Ooh.

And the Kandarian demons are pissed at her.

Never before have they seen one of their Deadite spawn fail to steal even one soul, let alone from a hapless, lovestruck goofball like Ash Williams.

But they choose to give Linda one more chance.

They will resurrect her, bring her back to Earth, and she has seven days to steal Ash's soul.

on threat of being condemned to the eighth circle of hell where she'll be shoveling the shit river for the rest of eternity.

So Linda returns to the cabin.

like uh did you ever play uh the game hades

So he headed down to Doreen's bank to see if they could confirm his suspicions.

So I went to the financial institution, met with the manager, and basically told him, "This is what I'm investigating, and I believe that there's a possibility that her account was accessed, and I'd, I'd like to... basically, I'd like to know." And of course, with any financial institution, they don't give you any information, uh, without a court order or a, a subpoena or a search warrant.

So he, although he was cooperative, he, he said, "I can't really give you anything unless you've got a warrant." And so I, I told him, I, you know, kind of begged, begged for his help and said, you know, "If you were me, would a search warrant be worth the time and energy to get?" And he at least was kind enough to go back, look on the computer, and came back out and said, "If I were you, I'd get a search warrant." And so I...

as soon as he said that, I just immediately got chills, and I, I remember driving straight back to the office.

And our sergeant at the time was sitting there, and I walked in and I said, "We got them." And, you know, of course, he perks up and he's, "What are you talking about?" And I said, "They, they attempted at least to access her bank account." And so I immediately got started on the, on the search warrant.

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So I went out to his house and knocked on his door and kind of had a coming to Jesus talk with him.

Basically said, "It's 20 yards from your front door.