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Doug

Doug

American sitcom

May 20, 2026

DelsonHOST
2:02
Hmm.
DougGUEST
2:05
Well, big surprise.
DougGUEST
2:08
Of course, now no- nobody's saying anything, so I- [laughs]
DavidHOST
3:58
And this is kind of based on your book, Doug, uh, High Altitude?
DougGUEST
4:03
Yeah, and The High Altitude comes out of, you know, everything else I've learned from Vipassana and, uh, [thud] Sogyal Rinpoche and on and on.
DaveHOST
7:11
What film would you wanna make, Doug?
DougGUEST
7:14
I don't know.
DougGUEST
7:14
I have a lot of ideas about making a film.
DougGUEST
7:16
It could be, it could be, uh, it could be ...
DougGUEST
7:18
I think a film on recovery is boring.
DougGUEST
7:20
It's ex- like, everyone's doing it.
DougGUEST
7:22
You know? Like, no one's doing it better than Euphoria.

5 MINS LATER

DaveHOST
12:40
Hit play.
CaseyHOST
45:53
Any, any thoughts there, Doug?
DougGUEST
45:55
Um, I definitely like slot one, uh, down by whatever that is.
DougGUEST
45:59
Uh, I like, I like him, how he did, uh, quarterback, quarterback, boxed it out and then came back, got Warren, which again we talked about at, ad nauseam, and then got a, you know, what I would consider an, uh, a mid number one running back in Chase Brown.
DougGUEST
46:14
I feel like that's, that's a good build right there.
DougGUEST
46:16
Comes, and then comes back at the fifth and sixth and double taps receiver.
DougGUEST
46:20
So now he's sitting there, he's got two receivers built out and he's got two stud quarterbacks.
DougGUEST
46:24
He's got his elite tight end, a number one running back, and then he has just spammed running backs the next four picks with Skattebu, Tuton, Manungai, and Corum.

13 MINS LATER

CaseyHOST
59:57
Um, but any, any late round picks here that you were liking or, or late round team builds that you kind of like the way they, they hit the last, uh, little bit?
CaseyHOST
30:53
How are you playing Harold Fanning Jr.?
DougGUEST
30:55
I think I'm a little lower than everybody else on him.
DougGUEST
30:58
I think last year was, uh, he was, he benefited from lack of receiving receivers, basically.
DougGUEST
31:06
I mean, Judy seemed non-existent.
DougGUEST
31:08
Charles Tillman, or Charles Tillman, Cedric Tillman was non-existent.
DougGUEST
31:12
He was one of our favorites coming out, you know, going into last year.
DougGUEST
31:15
So I think Fanning really was, um, you know, the beneficiary of, of spamming, um, when it came to the target shares.

28 MINS LATER

CaseyHOST
59:44
Yeah
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3:24
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DougGUEST
3:31
[singing] Good morning, Dopey.
DougGUEST
3:58
We oxys the flow.
DougGUEST
4:01
Your favorite podcast.
DougGUEST
4:05
Our main YouTube show.
DougGUEST
4:08
Good morning, Dopey.
DougGUEST
4:12
Lead us along our laws as we sing our early morning song.

9 MINS LATER

DaveHOST
13:26
Right.
DougGUEST
0:00
[singing] Does Dopey Nation need another show? Don't they hear enough about smack and fucking blow? Drugs, addiction, and dumb shit.
DougGUEST
0:23
It's just so damn lit.
DougGUEST
0:26
It's all they know.
DougGUEST
0:31
They love the show.
DougGUEST
0:36
Hey, y'all, it's Dopey Tuesday with a brand new show for you.
DougGUEST
0:45
All the drugs and all the dumb shit and many nuanced issues.

7 MINS LATER

DaveHOST
7:55
And Susan was the big hit of the breakfast.
DougGUEST
7:57
Well, she's good.
GigaGUEST
29:44
Is it a snack cart?
DougGUEST
29:47
Dor- Doritos, Fritos, Cheetos.
DougGUEST
29:52
Um, all of your Earth snacks right here.
DougGUEST
29:56
Um, would anyone like an ice cold Yoohoo?

26 MINS LATER

LeifGUEST
56:25
Hit it
DougGUEST
56:25
Here goes.
DougGUEST
56:29
[machine winding up] [power going off]
4:39
Yeah.
DougGUEST
4:40
And I can buy it, but I can choose not to watch those other people in other shows, right? Like, I could just watch you.
KarlHOST
4:52
Who cares? [laughs]
DougGUEST
4:52
You know, I, I didn't know if it'd be forced into my eyeballs or something, or if I could pick and choose what I wanna watch.
DaveHOST
12:08
He did share that in the meeting, didn't he?
DougGUEST
12:09
Shared it multiple times.
DougGUEST
12:10
So when I got there, I was like, "I, maybe I'm in the wrong place because there's no place to even park the car." Then of course you get the best parking spot when some dude leaves.
DougGUEST
12:20
Perfect timing.
DougGUEST
12:21
I had to park all the way in the back through the mud, trudge my way th-

5 MINS LATER

DaveHOST
17:29
... to fetch this woman a glass of water.
DougGUEST
17:32
They didn't...
DougGUEST
17:32
I was wanting to buy...
DaveHOST
10:00
I didn't know that.
DougGUEST
10:01
He knows n- [laughs] he knew nothing about diet, which is the funniest part.
DougGUEST
10:04
He was eating, like, I took him out to breakfast one morning, and of course, you know what I had.
DougGUEST
10:08
I had eggs, the bacon, the rye toast, the butter.
DougGUEST
10:11
And Larry was eating vegetables, and I was like, "Larry, get some eggs." He's like, "I, I don't eat eggs or yogurt or..." I'm, I'm like-

11 MINS LATER

DaveHOST
21:07
And what, what keeps you not doing such stupid shit now?
DougGUEST
21:11
You could hear the fear in Paul's ema-email or the knowledge, right? Maybe let's call it knowledge because fear is not a good word, right? Because fear is what really blocks us off from all the stuff, is that I know, I know that it's not even drinking anymore.
DougGUEST
21:26
It's that if I don't go to meetings, if I don't attend meetings, whether it's on the dopey Zoom or in in-person meetings, the secondary insurance, that, that's what it gives me, is that it's only a matter of time.
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0:24
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DougGUEST
0:29
[chante] Does Dopey Nation need another show? Don't they hear enough about smack and fucking blow? Drugs, addiction and dumb shit.
DougGUEST
0:53
It's just so damn lit.
DougGUEST
0:56
It's all they know.
DougGUEST
1:01
They love the show.
DougGUEST
1:06
Hey, y'all, it's Dopey Tuesday with a brand new show for you.
DougGUEST
1:15
All the drugs and all the dumb shit and many nuanced issues.

19 MINS LATER

DaveHOST
20:37
And what, what keeps you not doing such stupid shit now?
DougGUEST
0:00
Spring is here, and we've got a lot of trips and hangouts to prep for.
DougGUEST
0:03
Luckily, the new Roller Rabbit and Target collab has everything you need.
DougGUEST
0:07
Roller Rabbit's colorful, uplifting prints really evoke springtime.
DougGUEST
0:11
They're partnering with Target to put them on your spring getaway essentials.
DougGUEST
0:14
It's a celebration of friendship, travel, and adventuring together.
DougGUEST
0:18
The limited time Roller Rabbit and Target collection drops on March 7th, available in most Target stores and online at Target.com.

21 MINS LATER

DaveHOST
21:37
You don't know about pickin' and a-grinnin'?
DougGUEST
21:38
Okay.
4:44
But Doug, North Americans say...
DougGUEST
4:46
Mail a letter.
DougGUEST
4:48
Okay, now John said that British people go to a shop to buy sweets and biscuits.
DougGUEST
4:55
Well, where do Americans go, and what do they buy there? Listen one more time.
6:25
[upbeat music] And before we go, here's a tip to help you with your vocabulary studies.
DougGUEST
6:33
Yes, people speak English with many different accents: Australian, Indian, Nigerian, Singaporean, West Indian.
DougGUEST
6:41
So it's a good idea to practice listening to lots of accents, not only British accents or American English.
DougGUEST
6:49
It's easy to find examples of many different accents.
FrankHOST
60:48
moons.Why would something need to do that?
DougGUEST
60:53
Um, well, navigation, I guess.
DougGUEST
60:56
Oh, oh, also, it's a species that underwent, um, uh, oh, a secondary adaptation.
DougGUEST
61:03
So, so over the course of, like, millions of years, it learned how to live on land.
DougGUEST
61:09
And then after all of that, it readapted for aquatic life, so, [laughs] you know, I guess, huh, life on the land wasn't all it's cracked up to be.
DougGUEST
61:21
[laughs]
FrankHOST
61:53
What do you mean?
DougGUEST
61:54
Well, I mean, I mean, I graduated from high school, and I went through all the trouble of, you know, joining the Navy, and then after I was done, I wound up right back here.
2:57
So over to you, Doug.
DougGUEST
2:58
Okay, thanks, Catherine.
DougGUEST
3:00
Let's start with some examples.
DougGUEST
3:02
This is John from the US talking about his recent visit to Britain.
DougGUEST
3:06
Here's a question for you while you're listening.
DougGUEST
3:09
Did John enjoy his visit? Here's John.
6:49
[upbeat music] And before we go, here's a tip to help you with your vocabulary studies.
DougGUEST
6:57
Yes, people speak English with many different accents, Australian, Indian, Nigerian, Singaporean, West Indian.
3:41
His name is Doog, Guardian of the Divids.
DougGUEST
3:44
For the last time my name is Doug.
DougGUEST
3:47
Doug.
DougGUEST
3:49
And they're pronounced DVDs.
DougGUEST
3:51
You know, the shiny little discs that play movies? By the way, Bollywood, that's in aisle six, just past French New Wave and right before Korean Drama.

18 MINS LATER

22:11
In fact, one of the top prizes for film in India is named after him.
DougGUEST
22:15
Wow, so cool! Huh, consider me a Phalke fanatic.
DougGUEST
22:20
(instrumental music plays) Now, I hear tell that you're looking to see one of these ancient films of Phalke.
5:54
What were you doing and what happened?
DougGUEST
5:57
Yeah.
DougGUEST
5:57
So bit of backstory, um, you know, just on myself.
DougGUEST
6:02
I'm not an avid hunter.
DougGUEST
6:03
Uh, but-20 years in the oil patch, uh, at the field level for a number of those years, um, working in very remote environments.
DougGUEST
6:14
Uh, previous to that, when I was 18, 19, I worked as a forest, uh, firefighter for the government out in Alberta here, and just being dropped in via heli to some very remote areas, seen a lot of animals.
DougGUEST
6:30
Um, you know, been, been around a lot of bear, elk, moose, uh, seen albino moose and, you know, so you think you have a handle on, on, you know, what's out there, right? And, uh, you know, curiosity is like, you know, does something like, you know, Sasquatch really exist? Could it exist? So in, uh, in 2022, we were, we were out in, uh, Jasper.

10 MINS LATER

17:18
Did you ever get a chance later to kind of talk to your kids and find out what this thing was doing?
FrankGUEST
31:04
Can you give us an update?
DougGUEST
31:05
Oh, um, hey, hey, uh, everyone.
DougGUEST
31:08
Bless you.
DougGUEST
31:09
Um, we, we've been, uh, working like crazy to, to get the old church converted over to storage, and I have been stocking it like crazy for, like, a, a month now.
DougGUEST
31:21
Um, we've got, we've got dry goods, and canned goods, and medical supplies that should last us for, you know, quite a while.
DougGUEST
31:28
And, and now, um, the question that's been hanging over all of us has been a, a very tricky one.
DougGUEST
31:35
Um, if we're talking about, like, a worst case scenario, who gets what? Um, so this is a small town, and it, it always has been.
FrankGUEST
33:00
Exactly

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