Don Karnage

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I, I think, like, like we said, there's, I mean, if you, if you open a Don Carnage, you're gonna play a Don Carnage, right? Um, there's-

Yeah

... there's a lot of things like that where you open it and you're like, "Yeah, I'm just gonna play this," and we're not here to tell you to not play it, right?

They're both super rare, so the chances of getting them is harder.

But Don Karnage, I think is a brilliant card.

And he has three willpower-- Uh, sorry.

Three attack, six willpower, quest for two, and when you play this character, deal one damage to each opposing character.

Yeah.

So, so good.

Um, like we say, you may find a Don Karnage as a shift.

Most of the time in sealed you don't really want to be running shifts.

Oh, oh.

Uh, the one that I, that I left off was, uh, Don Karnage from TaleSpin.

Okay.

A sky pirate.

I was just like...

I was like...

I, I, I forgot about him, but when I saw him on one of the lists, I was like, "Yeah, fucking Don Karnage." [laughs]

Mm-hmm.

Probably not.

All right, next one up, one-cost inkable, Don Carnage, Khan's courier, 2/2, one lore.

Great, solid stat line.

I am including it probably because you only see two or three 2/2s in the whole list, so love it.

Also, I kept looking down to write my famous notes, although I don't have as many as I'd like, 'cause I was too busy watching.

But I [laughs] was like, "Don Karnage", every time I looked down to write-

She did say that.

[laughs]

I was like, "Don Karnage.

Don Karnage."

Oh, Don Karnage.

Oh.

... guy in there unrelated?

It's the Jungle Book characters, except like Baloo's running a seaplane business, and they're like in this archipelago, and like there are sky pirates led by Don Karnage, who is the best.

Yeah.

TaleSpin fucking rules.

Oh, yeah, they, they had...

They're, they're...

I'm looking at an article right now from 2026 that has a Don Karnage outfit that showed up at-

Hell yeah