Domestos

You come back, you come back in.

Uh, the Gardaí have arrested a fella for, uh, throwing a bottle of Domestos at people in the church.

He's being charged with bleach of the priest.

Oh, come on.

in the thingy.

And then what happened was is I got some Domestos off the thingy 'cause I thought, "Oh, I don't want my hands-"

Mm.

I just put Domestos on my hands while I was in the shower and rubbed them in.

Yeah.

Uh, ran to the room, got some nail clippers just even though my nails are short anyway.

There's poo in here.

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It's time to reveal Laura's top three tipples.

I'll tell you what we should point out, because there may be younger people listening, or indeed alcoholics, you should never drink things like Domestos, Del Rosa, or Sunscreen.

No.

Not when there's bleach.

And do you know what? A week later, this strange envelope arrived on our front doorstep.

And it was from Domestos.

You know, the people that make the bleach.

We don't even use Domestos.

What is this? Opened it up and inside was a cheque from Domestos.

For us.

And it was the exact amount that we'd had to spend on the boiler and on the service.

And do you know what it said on the cheque? Domestos kills all known germs.

You know, it's actually not.

What are the 0.01% of germs that Domestos just can't seem to be able to kill? What are they? Um...

Well, it's just a residual that don't you have spore formers, maybe bacteria that can survive adverse environmental conditions through spores.

So these spores are like little cement shells around viable DNA that these detergents actually can't penetrate the spores.

Sniffing you.

Even now I'm cleaning my shower with, say, chlorine or Domestos.

Whatever household product you choose to use.

And I smell chlorine.

This is a quick from Colin David Scott.

He said Domestos was created in Walls End.

Oh, Christ.

So another creation.