Dockside Extortionist
Magic: The Gathering card
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Search complete. 3 mentions across 3 episodes found for "Dockside Extortionist".
Sep 10, 2026
Kevin SimmonsGUEST
Like, oh my gosh, you had all these options.
Kevin SimmonsGUEST
There was no such technology as Dockside Extortionist, Underworld Breach, Thassa's Oracle, you know, the land before time.
Kevin SimmonsGUEST
So, uh, I, I'm doing real well the whole event.
Kevin SimmonsGUEST
I'm feeling great.
TimHOST
When it enters, it creates X-tapped treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts your opponents control.
TimHOST
So I like to describe this as doing a bad impression of Dockside Extortionist.
TimHOST
Bad for a lot of reasons.
TimHOST
It only includes artifacts, and they enter tapped.
RyanneHOST
Fight me.
RafaHOST
Dockside Extortionist isn't a mana dork?
RyanneHOST
Dockside is not a mana dork.
RyanneHOST
Neither is Ragavan.