Ding Dong

Bing! Oh, that's the timer.

Bing! Ding-dongs and coffee and lottery tickets and cigarettes.

I don't go around trying to give dragons blowjobs, okay? It's $1,010.25.

Let's go! Oh, Jew flattening machine.

I mean, that just sounds, did the guy just come back from Bangkok the night before? And not only is what he was with one, I shouldn't say that, but I mean, a ho-ho.

And then he comes up with King Dong, another version of a cake.

Ding Dong.

Yes.

Well, it's a King Dong, isn't it? Or is it Ding Dong?

Ding.

You got that loser mentality.

Some leftover steak, and you're not even heating it up.

Some Ding Dongs.

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You're like, "Oh, hell yeah, that's the breakfast of champions."

Oh, it's brown, so that's not as bad as white sugar, right? then further down we see pineapple juice concentrate and this is a very egregious way to trick people because you think well pineapple is healthy isn't it but any any fruit juice is just sugar and water and when you concentrate it that doesn't mean that it's going to be more water that means there's going to be less water therefore more sugar so that's just another way of putting sugar further down on this list we see just blatant sugar and then again natural flavor.

So if you have stopped eating your previous diet of Doritos and Ding Dongs and Pepsi Cola, and you've tried to start eating healthier, but you chose things from these food categories, you can see that in one meal, if you drank a green smoothie and had a frozen entree, and then had a protein bar, you could literally be getting 20 teaspoons of sugar in that meal.

You might as well have just stuck with the Doritos and the Pepsi and the Ding Dongs, right? This is why it's so difficult in our modern society to eat more healthy because it's what I call a false choice.

We all know the Ding Dongs and Doritos and Pepsi Cola are bad for us, but we trust the food companies, especially if they're marketing their food as healthy, like the green juice smoothies and the protein bars and the nut butters, we just expect that they also value our health and are trying to help us get healthier, but they ain't.

What they're trying to do is achieve something called a bliss point, which is a chemically engineered sweet spot in the human palate, where there's just enough salty, just enough sweet, and just enough crunchy, just enough chewy, so that you can't stop eating their product.

They are trying to make millions of dollars.

Uh, and I love Nisha's answer when she said, "Aren't you worried that their, their palate won't develop, and then they won't like foods, other foods when they're grown up?" And she's like, "I hope so.

I hope they never develop a taste for Ding Dongs and Honey Buns and Lucky Charms and chocolate milk and orange juice.

I, I, yeah, I hope they never develop a, that, a taste for that, because that's not good for them." Thought that was a brilliant answer.

So, uh, the, that was step two in this con- controversy, and then this m- well, la- yeah, last evening, Fox News reached out to me, and they said, "Hey, we wanna interview you about this carnivore diet for babies thing.