Dildo

Sometimes it feels real.

So, residents, I'm reading right from the article, residents of Dildo, Newfoundland, were entertained by an unusually shaped iceberg drifting, wait for it, Jason, in Conception Bay.

Yes, I verified that.

These are real places, you guys.

Conception Bay

in Dildo, Newfoundland.

Photographer Ken Preddy captured images of the 30-foot-tall formation, which featured a column topped with a dome rising from two oval bases, prompting locals to nickname it the Dickieburg.

It's risque shape combined with the town's name and nearby locations like Spread Eagle and...

...

Red Eagle, Blow Me Down, and Dildo.

Oh, interesting.

[laughs]

Yeah, I know.

I mean, it makes Ontario sound pretty porny, but while Canada at large does, it also includes Dildo, Newfoundland.

And lest we forget that Scotland has not won but offers a twat in Orkney and a twat in Shetland.

And this is all geographical truth.