DiGiorno

I was high on him.

That was my DiGiorno hot take of the week.

I was like, he's going to have his best game of the freaking season.

He's going to go for 60 plus and a touchdown.

Now he should have lost it more.

The funny part is, though, that there are, as we speak right now, thousands of guys making the rounds to the grocery store, stocking Red Baron pizzas or DiGiorno or perhaps my favorite, Home Run-In.

Now that's a delicious pizza.

And they're thinking...

I go, I look at the frozen pizza, I do Cape Cod pizza occasionally, Newman's Own pizza occasionally.

I'm not opposed to a DiGiorno.

I've never tried the Red Baron, although they do have very good sales.

And he's trying to stock this at a supermarket.

While they still promised dividends and earnings to Wall Street, they invested in product superiority and minimized price hikes so Americans would naturally prioritize their brands over private label generics.

They created proprietary macaroni noodles for Kraft Mac and Cheese, engineered the first-ever self-rising frozen pizza for DiGiorno's, pioneered the upside-down bottle for easier application of Heinz ketchup, and invented shelf-stable, portable Jell-O pudding cups.

The inflection point came in 2013 when private equity took over.

Inspired by Moneyball, they saw Heinz and Kraft's sprawling factories, massive R&D campuses, bloated marketing budgets, and hordes of workers as waste.

Is this man going to get the money? I don't know.

But people are tagging the Red Baron Twitter account, and they're like, if you fire this man, if you fire your employee, I will be eating DiGiorno's for the rest of my life.

I haven't checked in the last little bit here about if Red Baron's responded yet.

But there are people trying to raise money for this guy, like $100,000 so far.

I should have lost it more.

The funny part is, though, that there are, as we speak right now, thousands of guys stocking, you know, making the rounds to the grocery store, stocking Red Baron pizzas or DiGiorno or perhaps my favorite, Home Run-In.

Now that's a delicious pizza.

And they're thinking...

I should have lost it more.

The funny part is, though, that there are, as we speak right now, thousands of guys making the rounds to the grocery store, stocking Red Baron pizzas or DiGiorno or perhaps my favorite, Home Run-In.

Now that's a delicious pizza.

And they're thinking...

I know the other ones charge you a lot, and no, it's probably not going to give you The same exact flavor profile as something like a Screaming Sicilian.

But I think that it'll kick the Pepsi challenge out of stuff like DiGiorno and the other ones that are kind of self-rising things.

The key for Red Baron, it's really inexpensive.

But in all honesty, it's the sauce.

We're going to be able to afford the tools to combat it.

And we will get to like, I mean, I heard the, the Jordan Bjorn, Bjornie Bjornie, let's call him DiGiorno.

Let's just go with that.

Yeah.