Dick Hammer

Seattle didn't score late.

We almost covered." Dick Hammer's grandson didn't hurt our help when he went down early, so that was terrible.

But then I'm like, "All right.

[static] here.

Then we'll go to freaking overtime, and we'll cover the spread." But of course, Drake went, uh, Drake of late and did something stupid.

But the whole thing was weird.

Like I said, Dick Hammer's grandson goes down, and the entire game I'm just looking at Bruceini thinking about how [static] his hammer-

Bruce, you, you don't need-

Fun fact.

Show my picture of Dick Hammer to Bird.

Yes, I saw him.

This is one of the Marlboro men.

Sam Darnold got robbed.

Wait a second.

His name was Dick Hammer?

Yeah.

Now, do you know the greatest name ever? Do you know Sam Darnold's grandfather's name?

Yeah, it's like Dick something, isn't it?

Dick Hammer.

Dick Hammer, yeah.

They must hate that guy.

Better than Dick Pole.

Or Dick Trickle.

Yeah.

Okay, that's insane.

Now, do you know the greatest name ever? Do you know Sam Darnold's grandfather's name? Yeah, it's like Dick something, isn't it? Dick Hammer.

Dick Hammer.

They must hate that.

Better than Dick Pole.

Or Dick Trickle.

The point is, some of these parents name their kids stuff, and that bothers...

Remember that running back, Mr. Simpson? Oh, for Cincy.