Dial

He won't just take it

... he's like, "I like Dial soap." "What about Irish Spring?" "No, Dial's been around forever."

[laughs]

It wouldn't matter what it would be.

That's...

Yeah.

Dial's kinda, "I don't know what that is."

Dial's kinda like if you're, uh, in, like, in trouble.

Where did that concept come from? Were you riding the fad of biohacking? Were you just, like, inspired to do something different with your beauty line?

Well, I think what, you know, when I spent that time with my first husband and I was watching, I was helping him build his practice, and I saw that he was sending people out the door with Dial soap and Aquaphor, right? So after they would have, like, really ablative procedures to their skin, like, back then everyone was doing microdermabrasion, so I was all excited.

Yeah.

What's microdermabrasion?

Mm.

I got really into it, you know? And basically, the whole post-procedure area of skincare, nobody was really doing that.

I mean, the best doctors in the world were sending people out, like I said, with Dial soap, because it's antibacterial- Right ... and Aquaphor- Yeah ... for hydration.

So I, I think many years later, when I fell into a situation, and I'm an opportunistic little thing.

It burning, motherfucker.

I had to go buy some yellow soap, you know, you know, you know, the, the Dove, the, the, the yellow, the, the Dial.

'Cause that shit, you can't wash this shit with no Ivory soap.

My dick, ah.

DJ Butter Rock, Butter Rock, Butter Rock, Butter Rock, Butter Rock.

I said I need yel- I need the D- I need the Dial soap, nigga.

I need some, uh, Neosporin, and I can't put no baby powder on the motherfucker, so I don't know how long it's gonna be ripped up, man.

The zipper got caught up in the shit, nigga.

He wrote for Pepsi.

He wrote for Dial soap.

[upbeat music] Aren't you glad you use Dial? He came up with one of the most extraordinary jingles of the time.

[upbeat music] Get past due...

Was for Maxwell House coffee, "Good to the last drop," and that was sung by no less a person than Ray Charles.

yeah like the the liquid soap definitely still exists okay i see dial institutionally in places pretty often still

Yeah, the top Reddit forum on this.

Anybody noticed how bad Dial Bar Soap is now? This was just four months ago.

And you know what? I refute that.

I think Dial Soap is top of the line.

And you know what? I'm sticking in character.

I'm the radio host now.

Let's start there, okay?

Start a Dial soap, uh, uh, business, goddammit.

Start a damn, uh, Purell business.

How about that? Start a damn bathing company.

That would get me physically injured or that would get me poisoned with soap because it was the 90s.

I should do a partnership with Dial Soap and be like, hey, this is for your hands.

Never put it in your children's mouth because you're dysregulated.

That's not good parenting.

I'm like your little blankie.

If you have a podcast called Dialed, how do you not have a sponsorship from Dial Soap? That's still a thing, correct? Dial Soap has soap, right? Absolutely.

You've got to get a soap sponsorship, man.

There you go.

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