Derek Riordan

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Derek Riordan.

Oh, mate, why did you bring his name up? I loved Hooper.

I loved Hooper.

... seven pound left, and you've got two spots to fill.

So the next player out is Derek Riordan.

You could get him for four if you want him, Liam.

It's Gav's bid, isn't it?

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the final five, Gav, you took Christian Doidge, Frank Sose, Jason Cummings, Jorge Claros, and you got given Florian Kamberi at the end.

Liam, you've got John McGinn, Brian Graham, Martin Boyle, Derek Riordan, and Scott Brown.

I don't know who's got the better, the better picks there, to be honest.

He played with Motherwell in the 60s way back when.

And the squad is Aidan McGeady, Charlie Mulgrew, Simon Donnelly, Joe Ledley, Barry John Corr as a goalie, Johnny Hayes Derek Riordan Celtic legend Deeks Gary Hooper and Glenn Louvins with all respect to Glenn Louvins and Glenda I'm going to bet the nannies will have him in your Celtics No So let me ask you have you had any names that jump out just now for your dream Celtic sixer side team? Keeper Arthur Boric He's one of my last names

Aye Aye definitely Especially the sixies Aye Aye More of his

style He's probably

It will.

And remember the sketch, Only an Excuse sketch, where the legend of Derek Riordan grew by the day to the point where, the longer he didn't play the best striker in Scotland he became.

And that does happen with football, absolutely.

But I think what we spoke about yesterday was based on my opinion of the evidence that we have available to us at Ridiculizer.