Deckard Shaw

Actors have to eat, and what are they doing in the meantime? Well, Gisele went for a run.

Shaw's going for a boat ride.

And welcome to the Zero Credits supplemental reading of 2026's Mutiny, directed by Jean-François Richet, written by Lindsey Michelle, or Michael, and JP Davis, and starring Jason Statham, Shaneel Coular, and Annabelle Wallis.

I am your host, Henry.

I'm trying to pick up the key threads.

I mean, the key one is our crew's getting hunted by the brother of Owen Shaw, the villain from Fast 6, Deckard Shaw, who's introduced in... an amazing title sequence where he basically declares vengeance and then walks back through the hospital as he's completely demolished while the credits play.

Once again, I love...

I love the lack of formula to the titling, to the title sequences, just like everything is always up in the air with these movies in a great way.

It's kind of set we kind of get another little flashback to, um, to Tokyo drift, just kind of finally connecting the, the dots in terms of, uh, the timeline.

Um, we see, we get a nice little scene of Brian, um, dropping off his kid at, at kindy, uh, kindy garden.

And then, um, I guess we'll just jump right into, you know, Deckard Shaw drops off a bomb at Dom's place.

This is around the time in Fast 6 where we saw Deckard Shaw give Dom a phone call.

But once again, if this is like a superhero movie, such as like the Avengers movies, then I still see these as amazing movies too.

I also really like the Hobbs and Shaw, more underrated I think.

Pick a door.

One right there.

Woman,

I am the cavalry.

And then you've got Jason Statham, who's Deckard Shaw, and both play off each other so well.

Both are really great and funny.

that's good there's everything you could ever want in a movie is in the fast and the fury it's kind of like the fast and furious franchise it's kind of like pizza when it comes to food yeah even the bad ones you still you still eat them regrettably i mean it's not the burger because even bad pizza you don't feel that bad about if you have a bad burger like you feel bad It's not that.

Because even though I hate Hobbs and Shaw, I don't feel bad about watching it.

Even though you fell asleep last time.

We don't

Do you want to hear the best picture nominees for that year? Because it was stacked.

That's right.

Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank, Four Weddings and Quiz Show.

You know what? Damn.

Scissors.

He's Hobbes? Is he Hobbes or Shaw? Is he Hobbes or

Shaw? I don't know.

Actually, I think he's Shaw.

Is he? Who's Hobbes?

Dwayne.

I accept it completely.

How am I trying to get to...

Just completely neuters the entire great premise, as well as the fact that, like, no one died.

Deckard is unsuccessful in killing anyone.

It also has the crazy line, they're at Han's funeral, and Roman says, no more funerals, man.

How many funerals has he been to? One.

And also, I guess they had a funeral for Giselle.

Oh, that's true.

But that's not Deckard's fault.

And I just...