David Bentley

Go on.

David Bentley.

Oh, that's harsh.

I knew he was going to say

I don't know about them ones.

Really,

David Bentley was all right.

Do you know what? I will give you the weekend to go and watch some David Bentley.

six months is a long time in the Premier League, let alone two years.

Um, David here is, uh, a Newcastle fan and he, um, he's come on Sean and I's, uh, Football Inc. channel and he used to say to us how bad Tenali was playing when Bruno was out.

And he's just saying, I watched the whole Spurs game, thought you played some decent stuff first half, but teams know how to absorb it.

And I think they do.

Oh, 100%.

Yeah.

see for me i don't i don't believe one size fits all and uh you know i remember harry At Spurs, when he was there, you know, obviously he had the nutcases like David Bentley, who poured the water over his head, the ice bucket over his head, and he was gone.

He was toast.

It's extraordinary.

I didn't have the courage as we went off at the end of our 10 minutes of fame, or 15 minutes of fame is the one, isn't it, to raise my hands above my head and applaud the lower tier, you know, in the way that David Bentley famously did after about eight minutes of cameo.

He was going around, applauding him like he was Thierry Henry.

But still, it was one of the great moments of my life.

It's all very Freudian, innit?

When David Bentley-

David Nugent...

Oh, is it? No, it was David Bentley, wasn't it? Yeah.

show.

You can do the reverse as well, though, because David Bentley was in this category as well.

By choice.

He owned a restaurant, I believe, somewhere...

It was Davids Ginola.

Was David Bentley there? [laughs]

Um, he wasn't.

No.

So, yeah, he w- y- yeah.

Does anyone, um, d- does anyone follow, uh, David Bentley on Instagram or TikTok or whatever? He's doing it right.

Right.

He's doing retired footballer right.

... and he's well into them.

Yeah.

Gotta follow, um, David Bentley.

But yeah, no, Lee Cattermole, that is almost as bad as us saying Lee Sharpe, 'cause that felt a bit old when we were-

Cameron Dream would be the big one.

David Bentley.

Lee Camp, middle of our goal.

Did he? I said the other ones that made big appearances for us and them.

And I know it.

It's not David Bentley, is it? You've got to stay quiet then, Mark.

Sorry.

Yeah, go on.