
Damien Haas
Actor
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Sep 21, 2026
#162 - Stupid Questions Only
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Damien HaasGUEST
What was embarrassing was seeing anything about the ween that was not covered by the foreskin.

Damien HaasGUEST
Um, I love cilantro, but, uh, I would have a, whenever I did have alcohol with, like, a gin and tonic, I would be like, "God, this is vile," and people would be like, "Oh, it's so sweet." I'd be like, "What are you talking about? This sucks." And eventually I was like, wait a minute, I can't be that different.

Damien HaasGUEST
And so I Googled it and I was like, is there a thing like that with tonic water? And it was like, yep, that's a thing.
Today I Cringed Up | Reading Reddit Stories
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Damien HaasGUEST
Um, I went over to a friend's house, uh, when I was a kid, and his family had moved from I think Kentucky, but somewhere they had, like, a local soda, and it was spelled A-L-E-8-1.
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Damien Haas Leads a D&D Campaign
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Damien HaasGUEST
So as you descend these stairs, um, the, uh, the torches follow along as you, as you walk down.

Damien HaasGUEST
And you, uh, step into what seems to be this huge empty room, I'd say about 50 feet by 50 feet.
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Ships That SUNK | Reading Reddit Stories
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Damien HaasGUEST
I also think, like, you know, there's something about, like assuming OP is only interested in women and his girlfriend is only interested in men, there's something about having a guy take your place where you're like, "I was gonna wear a suit like that.

Damien HaasGUEST
It's a, it's a tough thing to feel specifically not like, "My girlfriend's still going with some friends," as opposed to, "That guy is taking my place."
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53:21ArashaGUEST
Right.

Damien HaasGUEST
But if it's literally about the shit that she did that Mia has never specifically taken credit for, like, that's- that's wild.

Damien HaasGUEST
Let's say for instance though, taking this at face value, he made a mistake, and Mia's worried about, like, hurting his feelings or coming across weird.
#149 - Can You Guess Our Top 5?
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Damien HaasGUEST
What I'm realizing for all of our new sets, though, the one luxury that I've lost with a new beautiful set is, um, I can't, like, sit cross-legged and put my shoes on stuff anymore because I feel bad-

Damien HaasGUEST
I will say, I'm still, I'm still getting asked that all the time, especially when...
#136 - Let The Wheel Decide
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And you were like universally connected to this new cat, right? Didn't you say there was like something?

Damien HaasGUEST
I remember, so I woke up and like the rescue had like two minutes prior posted like, I used to call Zelda my little cow or like my little beef because, and this one was also a black and white cat and the post said something like, have you ever wanted a house cow? And I was like, oh, that's, Crazy.

Damien HaasGUEST
And then like they showed this cat like flopping down and it looked just like Zelda.

Damien HaasGUEST
And like when I went to go meet him six hours away in the Bay Area, he like, Zelda couldn't really meow and this cat can't really meow.
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Damien HaasGUEST
I had a tough time finding the balance sometimes because a lot of that was like, you know, we're way better about it now on games where people running it are going to be off camera.
Stories That Make You Go "HUH?!" | Reading Reddit Stories
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Damien HaasGUEST
Um, one thing I wish I had learned when I was, like, much earlier in life was not to, like, change too much about yourself for someone.

Damien HaasGUEST
Like, people put up with so much at the beginning, and it's like, "Do you like clowns?" And someone might just be like, "Yeah, totally." Or like, "Do you like classic French cinema?" "Yeah, totally.
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Damien HaasGUEST
If you're going to go into any major change with your partner where you are entering into this, like, covenant of like you pay for everything and I will make it, you have to be like, "All right.

Damien HaasGUEST
So by this date, if things aren't looking all right, can we talk about, you know, and revisit-"

