Dallas Keuchel

Not tough.

Dallas Keuchel's not tough.

He's got goggles.

Somebody show me something.

What did he do? Did his puppy die? Did you know Brent Strom could be emotional?

You know what? I didn't know Brent Strom had that carved out of a body for a 69-year-old.

Dallas Keuchel doing the spray spray.

Dallas Keuchel hurt my eyes.

And sometimes those guys

turn out to be Dallas Keuchel and win a Cy Young award.

Yeah.

Okay, I think that's all we had for today.

And it's incumbent upon them to n- now it's incumbent upon Chris Getz not to screw it up the way Kenny and Rick did.

'Cause what, what was their big beef with Kenny and Rick at the end? All right? You didn't get Zack Wheeler, so you settled for Dallas Keuchel.

Dallas Keuchel is not Zack Wheeler.

It is not an equivalency, right? You, you-

And you weren't even interested in Bryce Harper.

Um, I think it, you know, shortstop is obviously his position long term with that organization.

I think he's already proven that point as long as, you know, they'll just flip, you know, flips, um, Brooksley over to third base and, you know, we've got Keuchel at second base, maybe in the outfield.

So Culpepper is locked in at that position in my opinion starting this year.

So I'll go with Baez and Culpepper at those picks.

then that would probably be a good thing and work in EMI's favor.

I mean, he is the reason why Dallas Keuchel who had great stuff became even better and won a Cy Young because he was that good.

And, but outside of those years with Stromy and Stromy working with him, he was, he was an average pitcher.

Cause you remember Dallas Keuchel was not a flamethrower.

He threw 94.

Okay.

They'll get a chance to play for the American League pennant as Steve Sparks is joined by another member of the Astros pitching staff.

All right, Robert, back with Dallas Keuchel.

Sparky's getting wet.

I don't know what this is.

Oh, good, the massage therapist is dousing me with Budweiser.

And I got Dallas Keuchel with me.

Mike Fiers is throwing a little spray on Sparky.

And I got Dallas on with me.

You have basically two center fielders, I think, in Emmanuel and Walker.

And then you also have Luke Keuchel in there.

Uh, Alan Roden as another lefty.

Do you know what, if, if, if Trevor Larnach's unfortunately kind of just the odd man out because of younger players or, or, or, or log jams and whatnot.

It-- I, I'm actually intrigued of how the [clears throat] outfield defense shakes out, because I think, and this is where I, I don't try to-- I think when people look at prospects, they always look at their offensive prowess, right? That's the first thing they always look at of can they hit Major League pitching? Are they gonna hit 30 home runs and all that stuff? Athletically, like Emmanuel, Walker, um, obviously Buxton still too even up there in age.

Like these guys can move.

And the-- and, and if you can figure out a puzzle where him and Keuch-- all three of these guys with Keuchel can, can f- can start preventing some runs, I think they're close.

Like Brooks Raley even, you know, uh, uh, Derek Shelton talked at the presser of if you put Brooks Raley of what he did at third base throughout 162, he, he, he's gonna win a Gold Glove.