Dale Gribble

It'd be like...

You ever watch Family Guy when Dale Gribble goes, pocket sand and throws sand in the guy's eyes? Yeah.

Pocket squig.

Throw the squig.

And that's why I'm getting game spam.

All my Dale Gribble shit.

[laughs]

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... and then we were like, it's one of those things where you're like, I, I've no nothing of this.

I just know that I, the lead actor I like, and he, I know, uh, not Dale Gribble.

Uh, Bill Dautrieve, the guy who does Bill Dautrieve's voice.

Oh, Stephen Root.

Thirty-three dollars and thirty-three cents.

What did he mean by this? Was I w- d- Was I just subjected to Dale Gribble-mediated backmasking? What happens if we play that backwards? Don't do it.

Don't do it.

Preserve your brains.

There fucking was.

He was Dale Gribble in real life and he was my best friend.

He and I bonded in a way that no two people should ever bond.

Should ever bond.

Yeah.

Not, not Dale, like Dale Gribble.

No, Del.

I think we still got a few Dales around.

I was going to

say Dale Gribble, but that is such an insult to Dale Gribble.

I could not do that to Dale.

Dale Gribble has a stronger marriage than JP has ever had.

Yeah, it's just like this man is literally... such a wimp and a coward.

And he's also, also just like a man who very clearly, like other people don't, like don't even exist to him.

Question number 11.

On the TV show King of the Hill, what is Dale Gribble's occupation? Is it propane salesman, exterminator, or Texas Ranger? The correct answer is exterminator.

Question number 12.

Willy Wonka is a character in a book written by whom? Is it Roald Dahl, Lewis Carroll, or Charles Dickens? The correct answer is Roald Dahl.

There's somebody that text I...

Named Dale that I'm literally texting back right now, but I read it as dale.

[laughs] Like, I read it like I have the wrong...

I'm like, "Hey." Oh, wait, that's his name, Dale.

[laughs]

That does make me feel better-

I-

... that you thought Dale was dale

but, but here's the thing, though.

People forget it's not just somebody in their basement, you know, a Dale Gribble, like, from King of the Hill, wearing tinfoil and, and talking about, you know, the govern- the government did or Alex Jones.

I remember watching, God forbid, not, I wasn't watching The View, but I remember that clip with Rosie O'Donnell, who's about as mainstream as it used to get, and she's talking 9/11 conspiracies about fire ment- melting steel.

It's like this is, this is a...