Curly Wurly

I don't know.

Um, "An excessively long death by PowerPoint lecture from a monotone head teacher who had not stepped foot in a classroom since Curly Wurly's released a foot long.

The focus of the training, strategies to teach engaging lessons."

Uh, again, again, death by PowerPoint is just-

And the-

For context, I was eating a Curly Wurly, put half of it down, forgot it was there, crossed my legs, sat there for an hour.

Then it melted.

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] So funny, just Oscar between your thighs going, "Yeah, hold still." [laughs]

I just uncrossed my legs, felt my jeans take a bit longer to separate, and I was like, "Oh, there's a Curly Wurly between my thighs."

[laughs] Melted Curly Wurly down your-

Skittles? No, it was a chocolate with like a caramel in the middle, a little...

Yeah, that was a Curly Whirly.

Curly Whirly.

There you go.

Curly Whirly.

All right.

People...

Bro, what are you doing? Classic schoolboy error.

Never admit to burning down a monastery when you're being questioned over stealing a Curly Wurly.

Indeed.

Curly Wurly is a type of chocolate bar.

Americans, just in case you don't have Curly Wurlys.

Guede spent a few weeks in German prison before his extradition back to Italy, where he faced charges of murder, aggravated sexual assault, and theft, whilst Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito faced charges including murder, carrying a weapon, and simulating a burglary.

Knox also faced a separate charge of criminal slander relating to the false allegations made against Patrick Lumumba.

It's like the same thing as-

I had a Curly Wurly before.

So mini-sized Curly Wurlys.

Yum.

I ate them all.

What comes in like a packet like the flake but is kind of like that? And it rhymes.

Curly Whirly.

Oh my God,

I love Curly Whirly.

Curly Whirly.

Why is that so small?

I know, that's what happens.