Cumberland Mall

And if you see, when you see the pictures and everything, it's really mind-boggling how somebody didn't die.

I ran through a men's and women's bathroom at 2:00 in the afternoon behind Cumberland Mall, and nobody was in the bathroom.

Um, I really should have been.

Like I said, in the car wreck, at 25 miles an hour of an instant, of a sudden impact car wreck, Cobb County police officer told me at 25 miles an hour you die, and I was 158.

Chick-fil-A, the whole nine, like every restaurant you can think of.

And it's right across the street from the actual Cumberland Mall.

Oh,

okay.

down.

That is still in Cumberland Mall in Atlanta.

Forever 21 still exists.

Oh,

Mm-hmm.

And, uh, [laughs] and what I found out later was she would say, "Is this Craig Cumberland?" 'Cause I used to live near Cumberland Mall.

[laughs]

That was my first apartment.

Y'all trying to cheat me.

All these darn parking spots that I tick-tock are surveying a vast expanse of vacant preferred spaces in the front of Cumberland Mall in Atlanta.

I had to park at the back of the mall because you have to pay to park at the mall now.

Some shoppers don't mind.