Crystal Symphony

Hope nobody drops a dish.

A Minnesota traveler in Maine lost his lobster over a flight delay He yelled and fought and met the cops, not the smartest way to end your day United added something to its app that passengers may not adore Another digital convenience we apparently were begging for Royal Caribbean canceled Alaska right before the ship set sail Sent everybody packing home, hope they threw in a bucket of ice with the email And when you've had enough of cancellations, apps and airline seats There's always something better waiting somewhere on the seas Join Duddy and Tom from Best at Sea Tours in 2027 14 days on Crystal Symphony Lisbon to Fort Lauderdale, heaven It's another crazy week in travel You really couldn't make this stuff up Planes and ships and cops and cruises Somebody always screws something up So pack your bags, grab your passport And hope your ship doesn't hit the pier The Guru's Week in Review is done We'll do it all again next year

Or probably Monday

You know what's scary? I got an email.

Happy birthday, Gloria Gaynor.

Still with us.

Performed recently on the Crystal Symphony, if I'm not mistaken.

I just missed her.

The tradition of dressing up for the captain, of showing respect to the captain, of lining up to meet the captain is disappearing.

Now, I will tell you, we were just on the Crystal Symphony.

I did not wear my tuxedo that night because I wore it on stage, but I was wearing a dark suit.

My wife was dressed properly.