Crystal Methyd

"Lastly, since I heard you love drag in a previous episode, have you watched Slay on Tubi? It's basically From Dusk Till Dawn, but with drag queens.

[laughs] It stars Drag Race alumnis Trinity The Tuck, Heidi N Closet, Crystal Methyd, Kara Mel." I have not watched that, but I am intrigued.

Call me fucking intrigued.

Adding that to my list.

This is why there are three drag faces, maybe five.

There's the Trixie Mattel, there's The Raven, there's the Naomi, there's The Crystal Methyd, and then, I don't know, there's probably one more.

One more.

Now everyone's, like, demanding that you ha- paint like this queen or look like that queen.

Can you pull up "Weird Al" Yankovic? What does he look like? Well, let me describe it to- never mind, I was gonna try to describe him.

It's- Oh my God, he looks like Crystal Methyd.

Yeah, I guess a little bit.

A little bit.

That looks like the...

I- if you told me, "Oh my God, that's just Crystal Methyd," I'd be like, "Oh, yeah." I can't believe you've never seen "Weird Al" Yankovic.

That's crazy.

Yeah, I think Crystal Methyd looks more like "Weird Al" than DeBarge.

On Bianca? It was crazy.

Plastique Tiara from Drag Race is doing transformations on like, she did Katya, Crystal Methyd, she just did Bianca.

Miss Fame, who? Raven, who? This bitch is unbelievable, and it's-

It's incredible

I would really, really love to see Plastique do this for Trixie.

That's what I mean.

I, I love that she's already done people that are so known for a different style, like Crystal Methyd and Bianca.

Crystal.

And so- I changed my number when I left drag and got off of Instagram.

When I came back on Instagram, there's like, um, Kylie Sonique Love and, uh, Crystal Methyd, and I, I was like, "Um, hello." [laughs] Dead.

I realized in my fear that I couldn't be friends and, and, uh, and people.

I decided that I wasn't friends, and so I ended up just, like, cutting off all these people that were like, "I, I thought we were friends." [laughs] Does that make sense?

Bigger name queens often have to be a lot more selective about the seasons that they choose to appear on.

For example, Crystal Methyd was considering appearing all the way back since All Stars 8, but she saw that queens like Heidi and Jimbo were appearing on All Stars 8, and she knew that a funny queen or a kooky queen also appearing on a season with her was competition and she wouldn't have been as likely to win.

Okay, period.

Crystal Methyd is, is on All Stars.

Let's give it up for Miss Methyd, honey, on All Stars.

It's been-

And I was like, "If you're doing it, mama, I'm not doing it."

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