Crystal Geyser Water Company

That's pretty hyperbolic in Fuji water.

Fiji, Smartwater, Aquafina, Crystal Geyser, Arrowhead.

I got so many, though.

And then what? It's

All right, so first one, I'm saying, hold on.

Oh, it could be

Crystal Geyser too, actually.

First Street.

And I look, and the tires have all the... dust and dirt and everything that was already on there and I looked I was like the tires aren't even wet so I pulled back around I was like hey man I was like the tire like could we run this through or something I don't know and then he was like he was like we didn't get the deluxe and I swear to god and I looked at him and I go so if I don't have like the deluxe thing you don't even get the tires wet and he goes no and I literally looked at him and I go man that's crazy And I drove off, and I was like, I literally, I swear to God, I went into the gas station right there, and this is in front of all of them.

I got a big Crystal Geyser gallon jug, and I fucking threw the water on my tires.

See, that is a part I did not get.

I didn't get that part of the story.

It's

like that Crystal Geyser stuff from Costco.

Mm.

I don't understand why the Cylons just don't let them go.

I don't really even know how they deliver it, but they'll deliver you your water there.

So I got there and they, I had two giant Crystal Geyser things, and I was just, like, chugging it.

But you can get your water sent there.

And they'll send you firewood and a fire starter, and you can have a l- a fire.

[laughs]

Human, human anus to Crystal Geyser 12 ounce water bottle.

[laughs] Printable.

So I have two questions.

... one bottle.

I brought one, like, Crystal Geyser or, or Culligan water bottle basically and called it good.

And turns out when you're outside for, like, seven hours in the sun, apparently you need more water than that.

He's got a Crystal Geyser bottle in here.

He's just looking around the room and making stuff up, I'm pretty sure.

"I had like four remotes."