Crust punk

Jesus.

Crust bands, which I guess you could call hardcore, have been doing it since year zero.

But Crust is much cooler than American hardcore.

Yeah,

I said it.

Fuck you.

Crust is the ultimate form of hardcore.

I don't give a fuck.

The moon on the breast of freshly tossed trash reflected and illuminated their fresh ringworm rash.

When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear but a dumpster being pulled by eight crust punk reindeers.

With terrible B.O. and a beard nasty and thick, they knew in a moment it must be Crust Punk Saint Nick.

More rabid than the cops, his reindeer they came.

He shouted and slurred while screaming their names.

He said no, so I asked again.

I just started with Greg.

Are you responsible for starting the trash tower fire in the basket of the graffitied New Orleans blue bike? All the other crust punks gasped and laughed because they heard Ravy's real name, Greg.