Creel

And he says, I am not a basket.

I am bound within the creel.

So she's like, okay, fine, I'll call you Creel then.

He made a disgruntled creaking sound.

And she smiles and says, you should have told me your name.

It's a very human thing, not just

man.

And Creel swore so loudly inside my head that I nearly dropped the showerhead.