Cottonelle
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Search complete. 18 mentions across 13 episodes found for "Cottonelle".
Oct 27, 2026
BradyHOST
My frenemy is going to be, should I do a crazy one? Sure.
BradyHOST
My frenemy is Kyle because he likes Cottonelle over Charmin.
LindsayHOST
Oh
BradyHOST
my God.
Renee DavisHOST
I mean, it's seven days later and he at it again.
Renee DavisHOST
The black vampire was on a roll like Cottonelle or whatever it was that Drake had said.
Renee DavisHOST
Same little twisted signature, seasoning the victim up and leaving a cup of drink.
Renee DavisHOST
Then there was 54-year-old Arthur Daschle.
Lewis BlackHOST
I'm about to start interviewing divorce attorneys on the grounds of irreconcilable differences.
Lewis BlackHOST
I have repeatedly told my wife that I only use Cottonelle toilet paper.
Lewis BlackHOST
And now I have cut myself on substandard tissue.
Lewis BlackHOST
I immediately suspected something was wrong when I saw the roll.
Steven KirchHOST
So, so talk to us about the name Cotton Owl.
Esther StewartGUEST
[laughs] Well, first of all, I didn't think it out very well when I came up with the name, because all the transcripts and transcribers, now that we live in the world of AI, like to retitle it as Cottonelle, the toilet paper.
Esther StewartGUEST
So I just wanna clarify, it's not Cottonelle.
Steven KirchHOST
Oh.
Steven KirchHOST
[laughs]
Steve AustinHOST
[laughs] Dude, when, when it comes down, and this is my family-friendly show, but when it comes time to taking care of business, you know, I need something that's very effective.
Steve AustinHOST
But that's when the macho part of me, you know, comes into, into play and the brands that I had to pick from was the Cottonelle Clean Care.
Steve AustinHOST
And see, Cottonelle, that's a pretty decent name.
Steve AustinHOST
Now-
Kevin NashGUEST
Yep
TrevorHOST
[piano music] Welcome back to another episode of the show.
TrevorHOST
I'm your host, Trevor, and today I am joined by Kate Mooney, who is an award-winning advertising copywriter who's had the privilege of writing for brands like BMW, HP, Cottonelle, and Fiat.
TrevorHOST
Kate currently lives in Chicago with her husband, son, and daughter, and her new book...
TrevorHOST
I- is this your debut novel?
Stephen A. SmithHOST
They've been giving up an average 180 yards rushing a game.
Stephen A. SmithHOST
They soft as Cottonelle tissue.
Stephen A. SmithHOST
That's what the hell they are.
Stephen A. SmithHOST
You got a de- you got a defense with talent, but they don't seem to know what to do with one another.
MyronAUDIENCE
A, the Cowboys defense is soft.
MyronAUDIENCE
They're just as soft as cotton, Cottonelle, uh, toilet paper.
Pete SousaHOST
Yep.
MyronAUDIENCE
Okay? Secondly, I knew Shady wasn't gonna get that offense going the way that it needed to be going because he was still trying to get into the run.
J.E. SkeetsHOST
What type of toilet paper do we use?
Nora ArtinianHOST
Cottonelle?
Jason DoyleHOST
Yeah.
Trey KerbyHOST
Everything
Nora ArtinianHOST
100%.
Nora ArtinianHOST
No, you're right.
J.E. SkeetsHOST
Cottonelle's great.
J.E. SkeetsHOST
Then you use another one, you're like, yeah.
LindsayHOST
And so-
BradyHOST
Now if it was Cottonelle, I'd understand throwing it.
BradyHOST
Fuck Cottonelle.
LindsayHOST
Um, yeah.
BradyHOST
Sorry, I have opinions.
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