Cottage Grove

Now, that's...

Maybe it's Cottage Grove.

Maybe that's where Sooner Judy's listening from.

I'm not sure.

Well, that was Richard Swift, you know, Richard Swift.

I mean, Greg was a mailman in Cottage Grove, Oregon, which is just this little town down there two and a half hours south of Portland, just outside of Eugene, about a half an hour.

And so, you know, it's a rural town.

And Greg's doing his mailman route and this kid, Richard Swift, who, you know, ends up signing with kind of a musical savant, signs with, I guess, I can't remember what record label, ends up joining the Black Keys, for crying out loud, and builds a studio in Cottage Grove, Oregon, which were, you know, a whole bunch of groups of Chrissy Hine from the Portendos, the Black Keys, all kinds of groups recorded in this little studio and...

Cottage Grove, Oregon, where Greg is a mailman, you know, and Richard used to go to the same church.

Well, Richard Swift ends up dying and they call Christopher Colbert to come up and take over the studio, which finished some of the projects.

And so Chris is down there to this day.

So all of these dots that are So random.

There we go.

Uh, Marist Catholic head football coach Zach Lowboy was dismissed after his team defeated Cottage Grove High School 63 to nothing on October 9th.

Cottage Grove reportedly only had about 16 players suit up.

The game ended at halftime.

The controversy centered not simply on the score, but how the game was played.

What happened on the field? Uh, Marist led 56 to nothing with 1:47 remaining in the first half and attempted an onside kick.

Cottage Grove recovered, but later threw an interception.

Marist scored again to make it 63 to 0 at halftime.

Where are we at? We're at Ax & Fiddle.

We are at Ax & Fiddle in Cottage Grove, where Miss Julia just played for a lovely crowd of-

Yes

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... of the Willamette Valley.

Yeah.

I think Cottage Grove is, like, right where it ends, so.

And how is it being based here in this area? Like, how is it doing comedy with this area as your base? Do you feel like there's a lot of opportunities?

On the f- right after the game, by the way.

Marist Catholic High School in Eugene, Oregon fired head football coach Zach, uh, Loboy, um, or Laboy, following the Spartans' dominant win over Cottage Grove on Friday, October 9th.

A game that was called at halftime after 63 to nothing.

Halftime.

This guy was a dick.

He's a total dick.

Cottage Grove, according to f- the, the footage, uh, had what amounted to about 16 kids suited up.

So they were even ... didn't have any guys.

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in the second quarter of a 63 to zero win against Cottage Grove High School on October 9th.

Uh, Principal Bob Fraley reportedly emailed team, uh, parents to say the school made the decision to remove Zach Laboy from his position as head coach, effective immediately.

They were up 57 to zero at the end of the second quarter.

Yeah

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Cottage Grove, got the onside kick.

They throw the ball.