Cookie Monster
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Search complete. 329 mentions across 143 episodes found for "Cookie Monster".
Sep 21, 2026
James SchianoHOST
There's two Birch, two Ernie's.
James SchianoHOST
Yeah, there's a Cookie Monster out there.
James SchianoHOST
I think Nolan McClain's also a Cookie Monster, but he didn't have his hat on.
James SchianoHOST
Christian Scott is Elmo, and he looks so happy to be Elmo.
Marc LuinoHOST
I
Dave ChappelleSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
I need some smack, Bird.
Dave ChappelleSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
And Cookie Monster with his eyes popping out his head.
Dave ChappelleSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Cookie, cookie, cookie.
Dave ChappelleSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Like, ugh.
Ashley DupuisHOST
But eventually, perhaps, we may be able to recognize that impermanence is part of what gives an experience its preciousness.
Ashley DupuisHOST
Or, as a particularly wise Cookie Monster once said, me no cry because cookie is finished.
Ashley DupuisHOST
Me smile because cookie happened.
Ashley DupuisHOST
Cookie Monster, as it turns out, may also be a Taoist philosopher.
Ashley DupuisHOST
The smile doesn't mean that the cookie was unimportant.
Ashley DupuisHOST
It means it was worth having.
Harry WilmingtonHOST
Her hair, eyes, personality, arms, legs, Jesus Christ.
Harry WilmingtonHOST
Every inch I want to devour like the Cookie Monster.
Harry WilmingtonHOST
Nom, nom, nom.
Harry WilmingtonHOST
So stupid.
Harry WilmingtonHOST
Oh.
Harry WilmingtonHOST
She's just not interested.
Harry WilmingtonHOST
And then you would leave her alone and move on to somebody else instead of wanting to eat her like the cookie monster and already falling head over heels for her when she's clearly, clearly saying to this guy, I'm not interested.
Harry WilmingtonHOST
But she's saying it in her way because, you know, women aren't always as direct as we'd like them to be.
Tim BenzHOST
A Starkey and Ben's road trip to Broadway.
Tim BenzHOST
We could dress up like Cookie Monster and Elmo and do the show.
Tim BenzHOST
Let's do it.
Tim BenzHOST
If you're going to go shirtless, you might as well dress up like Muppets, too.
Justin SummersHOST
Because the Sesame Street, they're classics.
Justin SummersHOST
I went with Cookie Monster.
Justin SummersHOST
Classic.
Justin SummersHOST
Because he's fucking Cookie Monster.
Justin SummersHOST
I hate the white trash Walmart stuff.
Justin SummersHOST
stereotypical pajama pants that have ruined what people think of Cookie Monster.
Justin SummersHOST
I grew up loving him.
Jesse BlairGUEST
Those used to be some of my best friends that wore those in middle school.
TroyHOST
was blue.
TroyHOST
Oh, Cookie Monster was blue.
TroyHOST
Yeah.
TroyHOST
And it's a strange thing.
Jonathan TeagueGUEST
Alex Black wears these pants to Kroger at 3 p.m. on a Friday.
Weston TeagueGUEST
Oh, Cookie Monster.
John BlackHOST
Oh, nice.
John BlackHOST
He got that one.
TedPANELIST
I can only have five hit points.
JohnHOST
He's like Cookie Monster, just like pieces, like, falling out of him.
JohnHOST
[laughs]
TedPANELIST
I do wanna eat another one and see if I feel even better.
Geno SamuelNARRATOR
It's like,
BenHOST
she's like Cookie Monster, only it's all food.
BenHOST
Yes, yes.
BenHOST
Just food in general, and maybe some things that are, like, questionable whether or not they're food.
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