Cookie Crisp

And I remember thinking to myself, man, when I grow up, I'm going to grocery shop the right way.

Yo, man, I'm going to get Frankenberry, Calchocula, Cookie Crisp.

Man, I can't wait.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

2010 is when it really stopped being creative.

But, you know, Cookie Crisp.

Hell yeah, dude.

Like, Cookie Crisp.

Like, yeah, of course I was convinced from that.

but that's when they're trying to sell me something.

Stuck my children down the cereal aisle the other day.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Reese's Puffs, Cookie Crisp.

which, unless I'm misunderstanding, is literally a bowl of cookies for breakfast.

How am I supposed to compete with a breakfast that has a cartoon mascot and marshmallows in it?

just know that know that you're working against that and do everything in your power to just say no even if they kick and scream because eventually they'll know that you did it for what's best like i wish i didn't start my day with cereal as a kid i would have probably done much better in school

yep

but i didn't know any better we didn't know it's funny because my parents would like not feed me cookie crisp but they'd give me fruit loops because they thought it was better well

because there's fruit in it

You know what, you know what other cereal is good? You ever had the, um, the cookie-

Cookie Crisp?

Cookie Cr- Cookie Crisp.

Once again, that's another, like, like you gotta leave that for little kids.

That's, that's another unemployed-

If you a grown man

... and you pay bills, and you, and-

Talking about, "Oh, go grab the Cookie Crisp"

They look like

cookie crisp, the cereal.

Yes, they do

look like cookie crisp.

Yeah.

Oh, that was a good cereal now that you say that.

That might be something I put on my list for this weekend.

But

Crazy.

She ate a bowl of Cookie Crisp and her heart was beating out of her chest.

Like-

It was like, "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun."

We were-

... "You're not gonna eat cereal in bed anymore." I'm like, "What the fuck?"

We were in the room and she's laying down and she's like, "I just feel really overstimulated, like I need to take a shower." And I was like, "Okay." And then it wasn't until the next day that she's on live and she's like, "Yeah, I ate a bowl of Cookie Crisp and my heart was beating out of my chest." [laughs] I was like, "What the hell?"

That was me.

And I don't even think they still have the cereal out there.

It was Cookie Crisp.

Oh, yeah.

The wolf guy.