Conor Burns

I'll just do it one more time.

Northern Ireland Minister Connor Burns said if the Prime Minister stepped off Westminster Bridge and walked on top of the water, they would say he couldn't swim.

Yeah, great analogy there, Northern Ireland Minister Connor Burns, because the historical figure that Bodge mostly resembles is that famous water walker, Jesus.

Meanwhile, Johnson, who ran away 4,000 miles from Westminster to India... repeated his pleas for critics to move on and let him deal with the issues that he says are more important to the British public.

Like which billionaire's mansion he's going to set up in for his summer holidays, and who should he get to pay for it, and whether they'll want a seat in the House of Lords for their trouble.