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Conkers

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Sep 23, 2026

DarrenHOST
24:39
Yeah, with, um... huge kind of slingshots, but also the Pteradons themselves are carrying massive, magically inscribed explosive stones that cause hilarious consequences on the people they land on.
Christopher Crowlan AllenHOST
24:55
Looks like a biblical game of Conkers they're about to play.
DarrenHOST
25:00
Name your sex tape.
Ben Crompton-BarberHOST
25:02
are the conkers um it's some sort of are they magically imbued or something they look a bit
Phil BarrowGUEST
34:52
Getting a bit of a base underneath us.
Phil BarrowGUEST
34:59
Just destroying Conker.
Phil BarrowGUEST
35:28
Yeah, his attachments was also implants.
Phil BarrowGUEST
35:30
I'm just shifting them now.
Paul HawksbeeHOST
2:25
We covered some ground with him, looking at some of the big stories of the week in football.
Paul HawksbeeHOST
2:30
Conkers.
Paul HawksbeeHOST
2:31
Conkers.
Paul HawksbeeHOST
2:32
We had a bit of a chat as well, and the World Conker Championship is apparently under threat.
Paul HawksbeeHOST
2:36
We took the man that told us that, the organiser, to task.

14 MINS LATER

speaker_7NARRATOR
16:19
The Hawksby and Jacobs Daily Podcast.
Paul HawksbeeHOST
16:21
The World Conquer Championships are under threat, we were told at the earlier part of the week.
Paul HawksbeeHOST
16:26
The hot sun has left Conkers not in the best condition to be used in the championship.
Trey JohnsonHOST
33:49
You've got to feed him these little mushrooms, but you have to knock them out.
Trey JohnsonHOST
33:56
You have to go up and knock the mushrooms out with your fucking stick to grab them, and that's what you had to do in Conker with the money.
Trey JohnsonHOST
34:02
It's like the same thing where you've got to hit the money with the frying pan to collect it.
Trey JohnsonHOST
34:06
A lot of it reminds me a lot of some of the...
Trey JohnsonHOST
34:08
even though I think Conker is a much better game, but yeah, it's...
Trey JohnsonHOST
34:12
I don't know.
Trey JohnsonHOST
34:14
I'm happy that it's here.
ShakeGUEST
34:41
I never thought that Rare was a great developer.
Andrew LubyHOST
18:50
All right, so, okay, that's that.
Andrew LubyHOST
18:52
Nothing else we can say about Conkers.
Andrew LubyHOST
18:54
Yeah.
Andrew LubyHOST
18:56
All right, never mind.
Andrew LubyHOST
18:50
All right, so, okay, that's that.
Andrew LubyHOST
18:52
Nothing else we can say about Conkers.
Andrew LubyHOST
18:54
Yeah.
Andrew LubyHOST
18:56
All right, never mind.
Oliver CallanHOST
5:48
How does the competition, how does it work? What are the rules these days?
St John BurkettGUEST
5:52
Well, we have our own rules because there's various different rules you can play for Conkers.
St John BurkettGUEST
5:56
But we have the rules.
St John BurkettGUEST
5:58
You have to pick the Conker out of the bag.
St John BurkettGUEST
5:59
You can't see it.
St John BurkettGUEST
6:00
You can only see the string.
St John BurkettGUEST
6:01
So you have a new Conker for every round.
St John BurkettGUEST
6:03
So there's a bit of luck, I suppose, involved in drawing what you might call a good Conker, a nice spherical one with no flat sides and no blemishes.
SebHOST
7:44
play heads down thumbs up
TobesHOST
7:46
I was thinking of Conkers just then.
TobesHOST
7:48
Were you too old enough to get, like, the belt?
RoryHOST
7:50
Oh, you probably didn't have...
RoryHOST
7:51
Conkers have been banned.
RoryHOST
7:52
No, I love Conkers.
RoryHOST
7:53
They've been banned, mate.
RoryHOST
7:54
Real Conkers, though, right? Yeah, yeah, they were
Sean MoncrieffHOST
5:16
The chestnut trees are groaning with them.
Sean MoncrieffHOST
5:19
Someone else says Conkers are fine here.
Sean MoncrieffHOST
5:21
Two kids who have filled the playroom with them for some reason.
Sean MoncrieffHOST
5:24
I was out picking...
StJohn BurkettGUEST
5:25
Fantastic.
StJohn BurkettGUEST
5:25
So they've got...
StJohn BurkettGUEST
5:26
So just to interrupt there, they've got nice brown Conkers out there already falling.
Sean MoncrieffHOST
5:30
Yeah.
Sean MoncrieffHOST
5:16
The chestnut trees are groaning with them.
Sean MoncrieffHOST
5:19
Someone else says Conkers are fine here.
Sean MoncrieffHOST
5:21
Two kids who have filled the playroom with them for some reason.
Sean MoncrieffHOST
5:24
I was out picking...
StJohn BurkettGUEST
5:25
Fantastic.
StJohn BurkettGUEST
5:25
So they've got...
StJohn BurkettGUEST
5:26
So just to interrupt there, they've got nice brown Conkers out there already falling.
Sean MoncrieffHOST
5:30
Yeah.

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