Conjunctivitis

Sorry to bring the room down.

What about having Pink Eye at the

Olympics? That's the other one.

That's what I think of.

... usually it's Sam's fault.

This one, I'm not gonna lie, I got very sick and then I got pink eye, um [laughs]

[laughs]

Which also [laughs] I am a fucking idiot.

I was at the gym.

I was like, "Dude, it's so weird.

My eyes are, like, gross right now" and then, like, wrapping my session, I was like, "Oh, this is pink eye, and I'm an asshole for finishing my session." [laughs]

It's even w- a little gross, but very funny.

Silver plus.

Miss Conjunctivitis.

Gold.

Oh, that's very good.

Mike, the leprechaun.

Have you heard about a website called conjunctivitis.com? I have not.

It's a sight for sore eyes.

Hey, Doc, he just did a dad joke about eyes, is what he...

evil on me Ricky Bobby

speaking of food poisoning it's funny today is recording on Sunday morning right now and every third Sunday at my mother's church is their potluck day so yeah I actually have well I'm not going today because I have an excuse to not go because I'm pretty sure I have pink eye either that or it's an allergic reaction or something you can't See you too well, thankfully, on my video here.

It's because of the

porch toilet, Victor.

The wind blows it up right in your

eye.

You gave yourself pink eyes.

Pretty sure it was my dog because she loves to just curl up next to me and put her butt right in my face sometimes.