Condom

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Very cheap condoms might actually be the most expensive ones.

Once a year, tree leaves show us that dying can be beautiful.

It usually isn't the wealth of the rich that people are angry about.

Cause like, you know, once the bloom is off the rose, like how many times can you bang somebody in a hotel once a week before you're like, I'm starting to actually like pay attention.

Condomless, zero.

Zero.

If you're asking me.

You're going to ask some questions.

What kind of contraceptive are you on? Or if this is outpatient, you're going to teach that patient that they need to use a barrier contraceptive, such as what? Condom.

Older adults.

In many instances, older adults do not present with the same signs and symptoms of infections as other patients.

Not a very Christian thing to be doing.

Condom, birth control pills, AIDS, herpes, everything else.

Stop.

Okay? Don't see a man no offense.

If a condom is too tight, it can be uncomfortable and it's more likely to break.

If it's too loose, it can slip off.

That's why there are snug, standard, and larger sizes.

A condom that fits is a condom you'll actually want to wear, and it's less likely to slip.

If you've never tried a different size, a variety pack is an easy way to experiment.

Oh gosh, can you imagine? He shakes his head.

Anyway, don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely pro-condom, but there's a pattern I've noticed.

When a long-term couple has gotten used to other forms of birth control and they switch to condoms, the birth control plan tends to fly out the window.

Because in the heat of the moment, when you're not worried about STIs, it's like, do we really need a condom? And if you don't want to get pregnant, the answer is yes.

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company.

Yeah,

Anyway, he's literally on top of me, about to do the deed.

What do you mean? Is the condom on? Condom is on.

Oh my God! No need to know.

He is on top of me.