Color war

[laughs] Fake out.

I was like, I said, "If this doesn't end with Color War or something adjacent to Color War-

That was it

...

You can measure it by group, by gender, by this, by that.

You can measure it by town, by bus, right? One year I measured by color war team.

Oh, wow.

And the winning Color War team had by far the highest return rate.

Nice.

All right.

So my daughter ran a camp and she had a bunch of kids over.

So she decided she's going to have a color war day.

So she told me, she said, I decided I'm having two captains, one for the blue team and one for the red team.

So I said, how did it go? And you announced who the captains are.

You're the lieutenant, you're the supervisor.

Everyone has to have a title.

So the next day when they came back for actual Color War, she gave out, like, okay, you're the red team supervisor.

You're the red team vice president.

And it was a

really – they were like, yeah, we're doing, like, Color War and Rope Burn and, like, Shabbat services.

And I was like, oh, that's cool.

I, like, fought for my life to have three lines in Sleeping Beauty Junior.